So apparently there’s a lot of trick’s trolling for treats out there in Roswell.

#Exhibit A – Real Atlanta “Housewife” Kim Zolciak was spotted getting a head start on the Halloweeners, prowling the neighborhood for free goodies dressed in a form fitting catsuit.

Granted, Kimmie’s post-baby body looks absolutely amazing, but what the hail is she hoping to find going door-to-door in the middle of a random weekday?

The scenario in my head goes something like this…

Kim: Knock Knock…
Neighbor: Who’s there?
Kim: Ooops! I mean ‘Trick or Treat’?
Neighbor: What the f*ck do you want?
Kim: Dammit NeNe! Open the dayum door and give me some Monistat…. I’m dying out here!
[And scene…]

More of Kim’s catty costume below…

Would you open your door to get “Tricked” by this housewife?

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