Love & Hip Hop Atlanta aka ‘As The Hood Turns’ aired the 5th episode of it’s 3rd season last night (May 26, 2013).
VH1 posed a series of questions that were answered in this episode:
Did Yung Joc come straight out and tell Karlie he was smashing his friend Khadijah?
Will Bambie and Scrappy try and have another baby?
What will Benzino do now that Mimi and Dawn are threatening him to make a retraction in the magazine?
Has Erica Pinkett waged war on Bambi?
The answer to these questions and more are revealed in Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Season 3, Episode 5.
Recap + watch full video below:
Episode 5 of LHHATL picked up where we left off last week with the fight between Karlie Redd and Yung Joc’s side chick, Khadiyah, who happens to wear many hats in Joc’s life.
Not only is Khadiyah Yung Joc’s go to girl for fashions, she’s also his realtor, his driver and his humping board for when Karlie’s booty is too busy.
[FLASHBACK: Wanna See Yung Joc Naked?? (PHOTOS)]
Khadiyah is clearly ok with playing her position, and she remains cool as a cucumber even when Karlie hits her with her purse.
Joc admits to Karlie that he’s been pounding his ‘do-girl’ and she promptly leaves the empty rental property with a few choice words like… “I hope my p*ssy tastes good tonight.”
[Sidebar: Is it me… or was Karlie was holding a bottle of ‘yac as she stole Joc’s car?]
Bambi & Scrappy are recovering from last week’s ‘miscarriage’ incident and Scrappy tells her when she heals, they should try again.
But wait… now ‘Da Bambi’ decides that she wants a ring first, especially since the last pregnancy wasn’t exactly
real planned, so she inquires about when she’s going to get her “shimmer” (aka ring).
Scrappy shut down the marriage talk with “I love the Bamb, but I’m not in love with the Bamb”…. Ouch!
Bambi doesn’t take that as an answer and tells Scrappy that he’s unsure of his feelings. *double sigh*
Scrappy on the other hand has another chick he’s feeling and she happens to have the same name as his baby mama. Scrappy stops by to see the “other” Erica (Pinkett) and he confides in her about Bambi’s miscarriage.
Erica’s choice of clothing for their conversation is a bit questionable tho…
…and speaking of “Ass”… JoJo Dancer seems to have found a friend in Tammy Rivera, Waka Flocka Flame’s fiance and she tells Tammy, “Ass. Ass. We need to see ass. A whole lot of ass,” when explaining how she should dress if she ever wants to turn her tattoo into a ring.
Joseline also seems a bit jelly that Tammy is actually having a REAL marriage soon (as opposed to she and Stevie’s made for TV nuptials… but I digress.)
Mimi chills with her friends and explains why she did that dry ass sex tape again (as if anyone cares). She also meets with Dawn (Joseline’s ex-manager) who gives her the TEA on Stevie & Joseline’s fake marriage.
The two meet with Benzino to demand a retraction on Stevie J and Joseline’s marriage article in Hip Hop Weekly but when Zino talks to Stevie & JoJo about it, they swear it’s nothing to be pressed about.
[Sidebar: HHW featured ME a while back too but my article was factual (click HERE if you missed that). *shameless plug* I digress… again.]
Momma Dee stirs the pot at her own son’s party as she points out to Bambi that she spotted one of Scrappy’s ‘eggs’ in the room (remember Mama Dee’s statement about Scrappy having ‘many eggs in the basket’?).
Anywhoo… Bambi interrupts Scrappy’s moment with Erica Pinkett and demands an introduction, but when Pinkett comments about Bambi’s miscarriage, all hell broke loose!
In yet another LHHATL club fight, Bambi ‘sucker’ punches Erica Pinket with what appeared to be a closed fist. Erica is dragged out of the club kicking and screaming with her white drawers showing while Momma Dee shares her Floyd Mayweather words of wisdom, stating “You gone to have to learn to control your b*tches!”
Meanwhile, Bambi forces Scrappy to plant a big kiss on her lips to save face, because after all, she’s the one who rubs his feet at night!