The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s token white chick Kim Zolciak, who has already tortured the world with “Tardy for the Party,” is back on the mic again.
This time Kimmy’s singing “Google Me,” an ode to the same search engine giant that Teyana Taylor sang about first. And since they’re both “famous” for doing nothing, Google seems to be a girl’s best friend.
Kim’s song leaked on Monday and I tried my best NOT to listen to it… but I needed a space filler today. She says that “Google Me” is an official goodbye to her longtime (married) ex, Big Poppa…
“I’m singing, ‘Google my name, I’m doing my thing, I’ll be all right without you,’” says Kim, 32. ‘I’m in a different place now.”
When I google her all I get are her crotch shots and lesbian photos. I don’t understand how that’s a goodbye to Big Poppa but maybe I’m missing the bigger picture.
Listen to a snippet of Kim’s newest single below:
Nope. I should have knew better. This song is NOT my cut of tea…
I know it’s not a fair comparison but who do you think repped “Google” the best? Kim Zolciak or Teyana Taylor?? Let me refresh your memory:
[Sidebar: If Google is what makes you famous then I’m a gotdayum superstar! SMH…]