Big Butts have become the norm these days with the help of plastic surgery, and I’m sure you’re quite aware of quite of few people who have gone overboard on their backsides.
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A Chicago woman, named Sarah Massey would be just another heavyset 33-year-old mother-of-two if it weren’t for the fact that she’s now been getting a ton of press for her claims of having the world’s largest backside… and it’s all natural.
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Massey’s ‘A’ssets haven’t officially been recognized by The Guinness Book of World Records, but her back side is quite massive and measures 7-foot wide. And get this… the hot mom requires a pair of 10XL trousers for her ‘donkey booty’ that would probably fit at least 3 Nicki Minaj’s
+ a few small children.
[Sidebar: Ya think 2Chainz was referring to a 7Foot “A”zz when he prayed for a ‘big booty ho’ for his birthday? Hmmm… ]
“She got a big booty, so I call her ‘Big Booty’!”
Check out photos + video of Massey’s massive backside below and find out why she feels she has the largest butt in the world… Continue Reading…
A woman walks into her doctor’s office with lower back pain and I imagine the conversation goes something like this…
Woman: “Doctor I have this nagging sharp pain and it’s getting worse and worse.”
Doctor: “Well… your butt is rather large. So it’s my professional opinion that you’re suffering from a ghetto booty”.
Woman: “A what!?” (the woman states in disbelief).
Doctor: “A ghetto booty… that type of thing is running rampant these days. Haven’t you seen Kenya Moore’s “home depot’ booty? It’s kind of like that but your’s is real.”
Clearly I just made all that up… 😯
but in “real life” a doctor in Tennessee recently diagnosed a woman suffering from lower back pain with “ghetto booty” and he’s issued a weak apology after she expressed her outrage to the media.
Here’s what really happened…. Continue Reading…
There’s a huge debate brewing over Erykah Badu’s “Window Seat” video about whether her badonkadonk is actually authentic. Some are convinced that her donk is digitally altered, while others simply have given Erykah credit for adding a few curves after dropping a few bambinos.
Whatever the case, Erykah’s plump derri?re, digitally altered or not, now totally obtainable through a new patented invention which claims that ‘saggy bottoms can now be given an instant lift with a bra designed for the buttocks’. Continue Reading…