[Note from ATLien: I was planning to do a post on this the other day and mentioned it to my friend Bob Whitfield, who decided to share his two cents. For the record, I have absolutely NOTHING to do with this commentary. These are all BOB’S views and opinions and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of me… ATLien!]
Seven reasons why your woman would cheat on you….
#7. “Soft as Twinkie Filling”
You have the ferociousness of a tabby cat and she wants a mean old lion. A man needs to understand how to dominate a submissive women.
She will seek out restraint from another man just to compensate for the lack of manhood around her. Somebody has to pee standing up….
#6 ” Eww Nasty”
She has a sexual appetite that one man is unable to fulfill or sustain. Different from “#7” this is pure sex and for a man that feels that he has all that his women needs will be for a rude and crude awakening, when you come home and she is having a leather clad gang bang in the middle of the den.
#5. “The Terry McMillan” Continue Reading…
While most are still talking about BET?s shameful Chris Brown/Rihanna stunt gone wrong, everyone else is talking about comedian Kevin Hart?s off-the-cuff ?Househusbands of Hollywood? skit, which ran during the 2011 BET Awards Show.
In the skit, Hart stars aka Little Trick and is joined by Bobby Brown (aka Da King), Nelly (aka The Juice Man), Jermaine Dupri (aka JD ~ how original), Anthony Anderson, Nick Cannon and Tami Roman (Basketball Wives) appeared as Little Trick?s wife.
Watch video of the hilarious skits… Continue Reading…
Remember all those “No Boys Allowed” promo shots of Keri Hilson chillin on top of urinals in the men’s bathroom?
Look what the hell she done started! Continue Reading…
Suge Knight has been arrested and charged with murdering Tupac Shakur. At least that’s what the creator of this viral video wants us all to believe.
The “Tupac Killer Arrested” rumor has been trending on Google News this week, along with others like the untimely passing of Eddie Murphy and Morgan Freeman (both of which are alive and well I might add).
This new video that’s in circulation leads one to believe that the 15-year-old cold case of Tupac’s murder has been cracked with the arrest of the Death Row mogul.
Is it fact, or a just another end-of-year rumor? Continue Reading…
Check out this Funny or Die video based on A&E’s Hoarders series.
This hilarious spoof captures the life of a “Whoreder” i.e. P.I.M.P. who has to get rid of an excess amount of whores.
Frequently, compulsive WHOREDERS will make excuses for why certain whores should not be discarded…
This is the funniest sh*t I’ve seen this week… well… besides the Boondocks premiere!
Watch video: Continue Reading…
Photo via ATLpics
Saturday evening after Amar’e Studemire’s dinner at Justins, I decided to club hop with my girl Rovella from TheAlmostFamous Showcase.? We hit up Eros and just a few moments later Shawty Lo came in followed by Fabolous and his crew.? I was chillin in the background as I always do and I wasn’t planning on writing about the event at all since they were tripping at the door. So as I did what I do, I noticed that Fabo had the V.I.P. on lock. He and his boys were doing the standard star thang. Popping bottles and flossing. And I didn’t notice anything out of the ordinary. I soon left cause my shoes said it was time to go, but a few days later The New York Post got the scoop that Fabolous couldn’t pay his tab that night:
FABOLOUS went from “Nothin’ to Somethin’ ” on his last album, but at an Atlanta restaurant, his credit is back to nothing. The rapper showed up at the hot Eros World Tapas Bar on Saturday with an entourage of more than 20, a source said. They requested “the usual excess of champagne and alcohol, so the manager asked for a credit card to start a tab.”
Unfortunately, Fabolous’ credit cards were all declined. “By the fifth credit card, the entourage member designated to take care of his tab goes outside,” our source said, “only to start a fight with the outside bouncer. He tripped and fell, hitting his head on the concrete and started bleeding. The manager called an ambulance. But as soon as the entourage member also saw the police, he began running away, blood oozing down his face.” Fabolous and his posse stayed and ordered champagne but paid cash. Reps for the restaurant and the rapper declined to comment.
Dayum those Carlos Santana’s! I even saw ol boy falling down outside and acting a fool. I coulda got mad footage that night!
Sidebar: I bet Shawty Lo’s tab was paid… BANK-HEAD!! 😆