The ladies of Married to Medicine have delivered to the reality junkies a syringe worth of that quality dope.

Reminiscent of snake oil dealers on a traveling road show, these wives have sold the audience on their fabulosity in this well executed circus.

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As the show nears the end of its somewhat successful first season, these ladies have delivered a series worth of verbal jousts that would make us all believe that lemons are sweet and you smile when you eat them.

Check out a list of notable quotables that were spoken during Married to Medicine’s first season…

Dr. Jackie

“Jesus would have gotten off the cross and said, ‘Forget these people’.”

Tacky Toya

“If I have any problems, Im gonna be diplomatic about it. I wont even keep the taser on her long, 3 seconds 1,2,3 that’s it.”

“I am sorry to tell you, but you are not dealing with a table full of people with manners or lady-like demeanors.”

“The bitch is back.”

“I wasn’t born with a silver spoon…I can see ghetto from a mile away.”

Quad

“Thank you God, for sending this angel… with her Jesus juice in her purse…pass the flask.”

“If you’re as fabulous as we are, you might need a representative. so she is I and I am her…She.”

“She was tipsy boots. She was man down, cold 10 boots in the air.”

“She has a diarrhea flow, at the mouth.”

“Put your two cents on your tab and keep shopping.”

Mariah

“She got all my nerves. I’m allergic.”

“We drink wine, we don’t throw the bottle.”

“I donate to the needy, not the greedy.”

“I am sorry I didn’t really beat her ass like I want to.”

“We have to have a relationship and make it work, while we side-eyeing each other.”

“Oh you are so four-faced, not two.”

Kari

“I am nervous … without garlic and a crucifix.”

“She will not be married to medicine… she will be in a cell in an orange suit if she acts like that.”

” She’s like Chateau le Douche from the Massingale Valley.”

Dr. Simone

“I dont care if he has a little girlfriend, I just wanna know who the little bitch is”

What was your favorite M2M cast quote this season?

Will you be tuning in for next week’s season finale?