Just for the record, Mimi Faust of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta has apparently embraced the maid title that Joseline Hernandez gave her last week on episode 1 (click HERE if you missed that).

[Sidebar: Hopefully the misspelling on the t-shirt above was on purpose… 😯 ]

The 2nd episode of the second season of our favorite hood soap opera aired last Sunday and it continues to entertain.

I don’t know if you noticed, but this season I’m determined to get more out of watching this nonsense than just my guilty ghetto pleasures … in fact, I’m hoping that LHHATL teaches us all a few life lessons (or things NOT to do).

[READ: 5 Life Lessons Revealed in LHHATL Season 2 Episode 1 (FULL VIDEO)]

So in continuing with the theme of ‘Life Lessons’ revealed, check out my list below PLUS watch the full Love & Hip Hip Atlanta S2, Ep 2…

Life Lesson #1 – If your lover bites you, call up BOYfriend #2 (i.e. Joseline)…

After Mimi went ballistic and tried to chew off Stevie J’s cheek last week, he ended up right back in?Joseline?s bed. (shocker right?)

Things are right back where they started… with Stevie J bouncing between his baby mama and his protege but this time JoJo Dancer Joseline ?has a ‘come to Jesus moment’ about Mimi’s raging anger.

“I don’t need this bad energy on me with your baby mama… I don’t need that.” #quoteoftheday (c) @msjoseline#lhhatl #straightfromthea #fb

? Michelle Brown ? (@ATLien) April 30, 2013

 

Joseline talks about breaking up but of course Stevie J isn?t entertaining the conversation. ?Apparently JoJo the Ho Joseline has made up her mind, at least temporarily that they need to keep their relationship about business.

?The relationship, we gon? have to let this go. I want to just get to work,? she said. ?And we still in this same f?? bed talking about the same f?- s?,?she said.

Blah blah blah… moving on!

Life Lesson #2 – Be innovative! Create phrases that pay…

DJ Traci Steele is finally introduced to the Love & Hip Hop audience and she comes out swinging many a catch phrase!

[READ: Meet DJ Traci Steele… Love & Hip Hop’s Newest Cast Member (PHOTOS)]

“These chicks are microwaveable b*tches. You “pop” them and you’re done.” #quickquote @tracisteele #straightfromthea #lhhatl

? Michelle Brown ? (@ATLien) April 30, 2013

 

Traci has a six-year-old son and her baby daddy is DJ Babey Drew (Chris Brown’s DJ). ?Apparently Babey Drew has a problem keeping his groupies in line and Traci has major issues with him having “microwaveable b*tches” around her son.

In addition to Traci’s new groupie phrase, Drew has a term for them of his own, which he also put on a t-shirt. ?”THAHA” stands for ??These Hos Are Hos Always?…. *crickets*

This couple proves that they are willing to create new phrases to get paid. ?Bravo!!

Life Lesson #3 – Just say “NO” to Butt Shots….

Mimi and Whasserface have gotten quite close and our favorite maid (or “made”?) films a scene where she confides in her crazy single friend about her fight with Stevie.

Mimi now rethinks her decision to move in with her philandering baby daddy but is still trying to convince herself that she moved in simply to keep Joseline away from her daughter.

?Joseline looks like she sleeps on beds without sheets. Don?t have that kind of person around your child.? ~ Whasserface

I zoned out on most of this scene but caught the end where for some reason the two shared a booty bump.

Next….

Life Lesson #4 – P.I.M.P.s love Cadillacs…

It’s no secret that Momma Dee was once a female pimp back in the day and when she pulls up in her Y2K Cadillac to scoop up her future daughter in-law Shay Johnson, it’s evident that she’s still in the game!

Scrappy’s mom and his ex-bff/jumpoff hold a strategy meeting of sorts about getting Shay back in Scrappy?s life.

I dunno about you… but ever since Momma Dee asked Scrappy if he ‘hit that’ (talmbout Shay), it seems she’s the one who’s really fixated on Shay’s “A”ssssets.

Whatever the case, Momma Dee convinces Shay that Scrappy still has feelings for her and advises her on how to get her man back.

?The Queen need to take charge over this,? Momma Dee said. ?If you listen to me, you?ll get him back.??

Life Lesson #5 – If his mom was once a pimp, you may want to rethink her relationship advice…

Watch the full episode:

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What did you think of this week’s episode of As the Hood Turns Love & Hip Hop Atlanta?

Can you think of any other ‘life lessons’ in this episode?