While Diddy and Russell Simmons have confessed to practicing “Tantric Sex” on the regular, apparently every move you see in those freaky sneaky movies came from one particular person…

Who you ask? Some old school “pornstar” by the name of Licorice Stick….

Licorice Stick hilariously details the sexual positions made famous during his/her days on the screen and reveals names like:

The Double Dookie Dip
The Mayfield Mustache…
The One-Armed Bandit…
The A-Train…
The B-Train…
The C-Train…
The Gettysburg Address

The list goes on and on but umma need you to peep the video below and attempt to explain to me what some of these positions consist of…

Hold up wait… “The Denver Omelette”? What the hail that do? 😯

[Sidebar: Yeah… this is an old skit, but David Allen Grier is funny as HELLLLL! 😆 ]

Do you have any favorite positions you’d like to share?