This Usher Raymond / Tameka Foster Glover Raymond sex tape nonsense is really starting to get on my dayum nerves!

[READ: SHOCKER! Usher Sex Tape Up For Auction… ]

Not only has Tameka seemed unusually excited about her name being mentioned online, but the R&B crooner himself has even been overheard bragging about how much dough he’s gonna make from his on screen performance. *sigh*

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The tape DEFINITELY exists and we all know how sex tape scandals can make people icons, so perhaps Usher is planning on turning Meka into a star so she can stay out of his pockets.

As I reported last week, Adult movie distributor Vivid Entertainment had agreed to shell out the dough to secure the video and Tameka is reportedly featured in not one but TWO flicks (click HERE if you missed it).

Usher was recently spotted at a birthday party for Deb Antney (Gucci Mane’s manager), when several patrons overheard him joking about the tape, stating “Man I’m gonna get paid!”

No word yet on if that means Usher’s gonna get paid from that MILLION dollar list he gave his insurance company after his SUV was broken into last December or the sex tape but I personally think it means the latter.

Especially after dissecting this letter Usher’s attorney is emailing around…

Usher’s legal team is apparently in search of answers about the video… “if in fact it exists” [insert side-eye here].

Due to the fact that Usher is making sure he protects his copyrighted image, he would have to sign off on any sale of the video (“if it in fact exists”)… and therefore would definitely be cashing in on the situation.

I have so many questions… but here are just a few:

1. Why are they seeking information on anyone selling a sex tape that may or MAY NOT exist?

2. Did Tameka return to her maiden name or has someone not told Usher his ex still refers to herself as Mrs. Raymond.

3. So now I’m supposed to be an informant for Usher?? [Chillle please!] 😯

Honestly I’m just over the whole “sex tape” thing. It’s obvious that one or both of them are behind it, so more power to ’em!

As I said time and time again on Twitter…? I don’t give a dayum about an Usher/Tameka sex tape! Don’t care to see it, don’t wanna see it and wouldn’t watch it if you paid me.

In fact, I just threw up a lil in my mouth thinking about it.

Am I tripping? Maybe.

But if you know how much of a thorn Tameka Foster Glover Raymond has been in my side over the past few years, I’m sure you completely understand my logic.

Hhmph! Last thing I need is another death threat from Usher’s ex…