Guess who wants her some Usher? None other than the queen of the bump-it’s herself, Snooki from MTV’s The Jersey Shore!!

In a recent interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ellen asked Snooki about why she can’t meet the right guy and tries to determine what type of guy she should look for in the future.? Snooki explained, “I think I’m just attracted to the gorillas.” Or, as Snooki explains, “a muscle guy.”

Ellen: “Last time you were here you wanted a juicehead?”

Snooki: “Exactly, yeah. I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.”

Ellen: “They’re in Brooklyn?”

Snooki: “I believe so.”

Pauly D then says he’s going to “screen” Snooki’s dates from now on and that her guy “should be a medium … not strictly a business guy and not strictly a juicehead, but in-between.”

Said Snooki: “I’m thinking Usher…”

Wishful thinking.

And speaking of Usher. He performed “DJ Got Us Fallin in Love” on Ellen’s show LIVE yesterday and DANCED his “A”zz off! Video below: