Meet Richard Smith of Cobb County Georgia.? Smith just landed himself a life sentence in prison after he pleaded guilty last Wednesday to murdering his neighbor with a knife and fork!

Yuup! You read that right…. and before you even ask… I don’t know either!

The news footage I saw this on, didn’t go into explicit detail about how exactly Smith managed to kill a person with eating utensils, but I’m just gonna allow your imagination to take over on the specifics.

Whatever the case, they say light skin is making a comeback, so apparently Smith was cashing in on those coveted yella-boy features.? He and his 42 year-old neighbor, George Nelson, had an agreement where Smith would pose in seductive images and sell them for a fee.

In an apparent argument over his cash, Smith somehow ended up killing Nelson using a knife and a fork. Officials say Nelson gave Smith a $100 check to pose nude for him and Smith got pissed off after he couldn’t cash the check.

A bloody fingerprint at the scene of the killing matched Smith. (source)