Can you smell what this ex-‘housewife is cooking? I’m trying to figure it out myself.

TMZ posted the following this morning:

Sheree Whitfield was granted THREE temporary restraining orders in Georgia on Feb. 22 and Feb. 26 against Tamara Brawner, Quentin Latham and Michelle Brown.

Specifically, the ‘Real Housewife’ says Tamara (restraining order #1) has been spying on her and trespassing on her property since 2011 to write a blog — “Chateau Sheree” — about the construction of Sheree’s mansion.

Sheree claims Tamara “gained access” inside the home on Feb. 18, took pics and video, and posted them online. She adds, “I’m afraid for my life.”

Sheree also claims Quentin (restraining order #2) and Michelle (restraining order #3) — have pulled the same hijinx on her property, although she says they didn’t enter her home.

A judge granted three temporary restraining orders. Tamara was ordered to stay at least 500 yards away from Sheree. Quentin and Michelle were ordered to stay 200 yards away.

My boring life just got a whole lot more interesting this morning huh? 😯

I know y’all are waiting for my wordy response, so here goes…

All press is good press… right?

So I’d heard talk that a former ‘housewife’ was up to something for days now and I have been bustin’ my dayum brain tryna figure out what.

A restraining order tho? Really?

A popular Atlanta journalist brought the news to my attention just yesterday and remarked how ‘no one really cares about ‘Sheree news’ these days anyway she’s probably just using your popularity to get some buzz‘… and I agreed with him.

I also agreed with him about the fact that ‘Chateau Sheree’ is way more popular than it’s current owner, being that it took on a life of it’s own after the ‘housewife’ revealed plans to create her dream home during her storyline on the 4th season of The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

Since that time, I’ve received several emails from fans of RHOA inquiring about it’s progress, with many submitting their own unsolicited photos of ‘Chateau Sheree’s progress.

Several media outlets and passersby alike have all taken photos of the front and the back of the nearly 2 year old ‘Chateau Sheree’ structure, which is clearly visible from the busy streets that surround it.

Quentin Latham (aka Funky Dineva) mentioned he’d heard news of Sheree’s actions during the entertainment report on Kandi Burruss’ KKN a few days ago (click here if you missed his response).

That being said, TMZ got it wrong yet again.

I haven’t been served with a thing and if Sheree Whitfield was granted a ‘Temporary Restraining Order,’ me and my attorneys all anxiously await it’s arrival.

When TamaraTattles (whom I’ve never met by the way) forwarded the CourthouseNews article to me on twitter the other day, I was shocked, but not surprised. Truth be told, Tamara entering that structure was most likely the catalyst for Sheree’s actions and if the ex-‘housewife’ filed one TRO, I fully expected she would file two, three or more and have been patiently waiting to see what’s next.

I mean… after Bravo gave Sheree the boot, what else does she have to do besides read the blogs and comment all day? We all know Sheree is one of my biggest fans and while I sincerely appreciate her support… enough is enough!

No more lies Miss thang! Everybody knows Funky Dineva and I taped on the street… near the stop sign… on a busy route!

[Sidebar: … and when that first video was taped back in April 2012, Sheree wasn’t even the owner of the property.]

I have developed a high tolerance for the “blocked” phone calls, the disrespectful blawg comments, and the “anonymous” emails threatening to put my “blogger tea on blast,” because I thought it all came with the territory. But this recent cry for attention from Sheree is a bit much.

First, it was that weave incident at Derek J’s The J-Spot Salon where Sheree was caught trying to take photos of me while I was getting a fresh new weave (who does that?) and now this?

Chile puh-lease. Who’s stalking who? Seriously…

I would probably file a restraining order of my own if I had the address to her apartment instead of the one to that uninhabitable empty cardboard structure.

But enough is enough. No more Chateau Sheree. No more Sheree Whitfield. No more!

In other words, please stop sending PR/paparazzi photos of Sheree fake shoe shopping, at the bar hosting events, or in the kitchen cooking (sorry Chef Rob). I, for one, am willing to allow this former ‘housewife’ to fade into complete obscurity regardless of what she’s currently ‘cooking’ up.

So please. No more.

I wish I could speak specifically on the temporary restraining order that Whitfield was “reportedly” granted but again, neither I nor my attorneys have received documentation of such at this time.

In the meantime, I’ll continue enjoying my weekend.