Hey guys!? I’m back!
I know it’s been lonely without me 😯 but I had to take a break from the “A” for a little while.?? Thanks for all the well wishes and stuff but I wasn’t sick or locked up or anything…I just needed some R&R so I went and chill-axed in New York and Aruba for a?minute and now I’m back and ready for action.? Next time I might give you a warning or sumthing…maybe 🙂
Since I was outta the country I didn’t keep up with all the good gossip so give me a day or two to get my swagger back.? I’m starting off small today but I WILL?leave you with a lil som-somthing…TMZ got footage of Usher & Tameka out with somebody’s baby.??
Dontcha just love technology!? A new website called?Track Your Partner?has just lauched which will give the?location any mobile phone with GPS capabilities anywhere in the world. 😯 ? Just enter the phone number of the device and within a few short the satellite image of the location of your husband, boyfriend, babydaddy, wife, baby momma….(or whatever y’all callin each other this week ) will be revealed within a few feet! 😕
I entered in my own phone number and got the shock of my life!
First Fendi chooses Jay-Z over Kanye….and now Cavalli chooses
a wine-o Amy Winehouse over me!? What in the world is fashion coming to?????
No more ballet slippers and skinny jeans for us! Amy Winehouse is about to sign a lucrative deal with Roberto Cavalli.? He wants her to wear his clothes wherever she goes to public functions and gigs.??(Source)
Cavalli had to be smokin somethin when he made this decision!? Supposedly he took advice from former spice girl Victoria Beckham, who?praised Amy’s?style. 😯 I dunno what’s considered fashion these days, but obviously smack is in and crack is no longer whack!?
That’s right ladies and gents…you too can own a pair of Beyonce’s draws!?Beyonce and Momma Tina are developing a line of accessories for the House of Dereon, which?will include sunglasses, jewelry and lingerie.??Being that this is the couture line, I’m hopeful that?it won’t be as “extra” as Kimora’s accessory line.? I get so tired of seein them dayum cats all over ish!? (Source)
Mya was spotted gettin her pet swag on in New York yesterday.? Apparently, since no one bought her last CD, she’s decided to put her good looks to work and is now a puppy spokesperson.? If you’re havin a hard time remembering when Mya was relevant, check out she and Jay-Z’s flashback joint after the jump…
Are you in the market for some real estate?? Well, here’s an investment for you!? This home, located on Trammel Road near cumming is selling for *cough* $45 MILLION dollars!? The bathroom in this badboy is bigger than my whole house!!
Wanna peek inside?? You know I got you!