Please humor me on my fixation with butt shots. I’m seriously amazed at the lengths some women will go through to disfigure their bodies.

[READ: Warning! Butt Shots Can Lead to Amputation… ]

Case in point… Vanity Wonder.

The 30 year old former stripper openly admits that in her pursuit for a plump rump, she spent over $15,000 on illegal butt injections over the years.

When I heard about butt injections I thought it sounded stupid but after a year in that environment as a dancer, everyone was doing it, it wasn?t such a foreign concept.

I thought I might as well try it.

But… but… but… what about the future? 😯

Details + more photos of Vanity Wonder’s wondrous “A”ssets below…

Known for her jaw dropping 34-23-45 curves, Vanity Wonder tells no lies about how she obtained them and has written a book fcalled “Shot Girls” where she seeks to warn ladies about the dangers of the underground procedures.

Wonder says she received more than 16 butt and hip injections in her quest for a more desirable body, and while she claims she didn’t experience any harmful side-effects (I guess her grotesquely misshapen back end doesn’t count), she wants to discourage other women from following in her footsteps.

?I had always wanted a better body and, on top of that, I liked the compliments that I?d got when I was a little thicker.

Shot Girls is the real life, raw accounting of Vanity Wonder’s 5 year journey with black market butt injections. Commonly called “shots”, “pumping” or “work”, illegal butt injections are quickly on the rise and not just for strippers or women in the entertainment industry.

In her book, Vanity walks you through her 16+ injection procedures, drug abuse, and the lessons she learned along the way.

VIDEO: Vanity Wonder Exposes Secret World of Butt Shots

I don’t know about you,? but the mere fact that this broad is still prancing around with those two basketballs under her dress is proof enough for me that the world is gonna end any day now.

Who told y’all that was cute? 😯

If you care to contribute to Vanity Wonder’s butt decreasing fund, CLICK HERE to purchase her book.

(also available on KINDLE)

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