Usher Raymond was spotted cruising the streets of Miami last week on his new Segway…

Usher better stop acting like he?s not used to mounting inanimate objects! He was together with Tameka for how long? ~ Freshalina

[Sidebar: Since the owner of Segway died after riding his off of a cliff, I wonder if they’re cheaper now?]

So how does that work… does the body guard just jog alongside him or what?

And where the hell is Rihanna supposed to sit? 😕

So many questions…

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