Just thought I’d drop y’all a quick update on the artist formerly known as “Gucci Mane”.

Radric Davis, who was arrested Friday on probation violation stemming from a misdemeanor battery charge is currently still under lock & key in Dekalb County jail!

Radric’s legal problems were reportedly exacerbated by his wiener after he picked up a woman at South Dekalb Mall with the intent to pay her for sex!

Gucci… Gucci… Gucci… *sigh*

Details below:

According to police, Gucci met a woman at South Dekalb mall and offered to take her to breakfast.

The woman says she agreed to breakfast and hopped in Gucci’s ride. She says she eventually realized they were headed somewhere else (apparently after they’d passed several waffle houses) and she asked to get out of Gucci’s ride.

That’s when Gucci reportedly offered the woman $150 to go to a hotel.

The woman, who was apparently expecting bacon & eggs NOT sausage, turned down Gucci’s offer, so Gucci then allegedly pushed her out of his Hummer while it was still moving.

I dunno why, but Gucci’s “I think I love her” is playing in my head right now…

[Sidebar: Which one of y’all is gonna bail your favorite rapper outta jail?]