So errr ummm…. yeah. There’s this lady on the streets of Atlanta who says that she’s the “A”‘s oldest stripper.

The gray haired granny is more geriatric than bootylicious but claims, “I’m 70 but people think I’m 25!”

She also says she used to work at the Blue Flame and that “they be making it SNOW not rain baby”…

[Sidebar: I’m not sure exactly what that means, but my strip club lingo is a bit rusty.]

Spyda may be 70 but she’s definitely not down for the count! The only thing missing in that parking lot was a stripper pole.

Check out Spyda’s smooth moves below:

VIDEO: Atlanta’s Oldest Stripper: 75 Year old “SPYDA”

I seriously hate the whole world right now! Every last one of y’all…. 😯

Oh… and I already know at least one of y’all watching this video has tipped “Spyda” before at the “Flame” (don’t even front!) 😆