Rolling Stone Magazine is cashing in on the popularity of HBO’s bloody vampire series, “True Blood” by featuring three main cast members on their recent cover….. NUDE and covered in Blood!!!

The cover and accompanying story, “They Joy of Vampire Sex,” is sure to be talked about for quite some time as the pics are both sexy and disturbing at the same time. The True Blood Rolling Stone cover depicts Anna Paquin (Sookie Stackhouse), Stephen Moyer (Bill Compton), and Alexander Skarsgard (Eric Northman) standing together, butt “A”zz nekkid in what appears to be a bloody threesome.

I don’t know about you… but True Blood makes me feel some kinda way.

Yeah… I never knew. But I ain’t the only one.? Remember Snoop Dogg’s “Ode to Sookie”? [CLICK HERE to refresh your memory]

Apparently the creator of the show knew we’d be feeling this way… and he explains the connection between vampires and sex in the Rolling Stone issue.

Check out an excerpt PLUS the NSFW nude cover of Sookie with her two sexy vamps (Bill and Eric) below:

The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous, True Blood creator Alan Ball says. “To me, vampires are sex,” he says. “I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.”

On his show, every available orifice is used for intercourse: gay, straight, between humans and supernatural beings, and supernatural being on supernatural being, whether he be werewolf, dog or an enormous Minotaur-looking being called a maenad. None of the sex is quite as good as vampire sex, though, which can happen at the astonishing rhythm of 120 bpm while simultaneously devouring one’s neck and making your eyes roll back into your head.

Says Stephen Moyer ? who plays Bill Compton, the undead Southern Civil War Veteran ? “If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn’t one before. It’s a de-virginization ? breaking the hymen, creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there’s something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that’s pretty sexy. I think that makes vampires attractive.” He laughs a little. “Plus, Robert Pattinson is just hot, right?”

I don’t know who the hell Robert Pattinson is but that dayum Eric could get it!!

Trubies? Where ya at??

Via Rolling Stone