I’ll be back in full swing in a minute *pun intended* but wanted to share this video of what happened between Tiger and one of his jumpoffs behind closed doors.

The leaked sex tape… *cough* I mean parody? is quite hilarious as we’re treated to play-by-play commentary along with some key Tiger phrases like “it’s in the hole” and “he’s hit his stride”…

Video ~ Tiger Woods Leaked Sex Tape

One of Tiger’s jumpoffs, porn star Holly Samson was spotted on tape back in MAY of this year bragging about an encounter with the pro golfer. During a live video chat session, Sampson isn’t shy about meeting Woods through her friend and club promoter Brett Bolthouse.

She claims she had sex with Woods at a bachelor party for Bolthouse and went into great detail about Woods and the encounter.

Video ~ Porn Star Holly Samson Discusses Woods Encounter

Question: Did Tiger f*ck you doggy style?

Sampson: No. He’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s like the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful everything. He’s beautiful.

Question: Did you suck Tiger’s c*ck?

Sampson: I did.

Question: Did he go down on you?

Sampson: I don’t remember that. I don’t think he did. It was pretty simple straight up sex. I think I would remember.

Question: Where did he cum?

Sampson: In his condom. Like a good boy. I practice safe sex. I do — as boring as it seems I practice safe sex. He’s got a lot to protect himself for too. I’m sure he would probably die to know I was telling this on the internet, but that’s ok. I don’t care. It was fun. (Source)

This video aired back in MAY so it may be old news to Tiger’s wife. I’ve personally lost track of Tiger’s drama but am not surprised by it at all. Him being “outed” as a serial cheater is merely bringing to light what some “regular” dudes do everyday.

It’s also been reported that Oprah is trying to get Tiger and his wife on the show to discuss his issues. I wonder what spin she’d use to clear his name?

She’d probably bring in Dr. Drew or somebody to discuss how Tiger has a sex addiction and needs therapy. Then they’ll talk about that damn celebrity sex rehab show for an hour to ease the burden off of Tiger and Elin. I can see it clearly… if it airs. I want my credit!

Tiger’s situation isn’t unique but it’s really kinda funny how his indiscretions have prompted a few playas in the “A” to get their ish in order. No one wants to be “that dude” who gets outed in the media. With jumpoffs these days feeling like they deserve respect and demanding the limelight, it’s getting more and more difficult for married men to creep without consequences.

Tiger is no exception. He’s just a dude with money who feels entitled. I know the type very well. It’s sad that he’s being made the poster boy for serial cheating but sex addiction? Shiiiiiiid.

I’m off my soapbox for now….