I ran across this convenience store surveillance video of a seriously intoxicated dude attempting to purchase a case of beer. He staggers his way to the cooler, picks up his twelve pack, but falls down and can’t get up. [I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!] A few customers come to his aid, but no one lends him a hand off the floor!? They all just stand and gawk at the man as he attempts to get back on his feet. I’ve never seen anything like it….and I don’t think it was merely alcohol that was influencing his bizarre behavior. You’ve got to see it to believe it.

Video below:

And the moral of this story is: Buy your beer BEFORE you shoot up…

[sidebar: that dayum background music is classic!]