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So errr ummm…. yeah. There’s this lady on the streets of Atlanta who says that she’s the “A”‘s oldest stripper.
The gray haired granny is more geriatric than bootylicious but claims, “I’m 70 but people think I’m 25!”
She also says she used to work at the Blue Flame and that “they be making it SNOW not rain baby”…
[Sidebar: I'm not sure exactly what that means, but my strip club lingo is a bit rusty.]
Spyda may be 70 but she’s definitely not down for the count! The only thing missing in that parking lot was a stripper pole.
Check out Spyda’s smooth moves below:
VIDEO: Atlanta’s Oldest Stripper: 75 Year old “SPYDA”
I seriously hate the whole world right now! Every last one of y’all…. 
Oh… and I already know at least one of y’all watching this video has tipped “Spyda” before at the “Flame” (don’t even front!) 
LMAO, Earl get ya granny.
All I can say is "LAWD HAVE MERCY"!! LMAO
iCant and iShant *raises gand* o_| *ha gloraaaay* in my Aunt Esther voice. LMAO and wow
I can’t believe it grandma stripping…come on with the joke LOL.
That is so wrong…Yall know She may have worked at a club but that was MANY moons ago…
Now She just looks like a regular crack head. leave that Lil Ole Lady alone…
smh … hot damn! i wonder if she big on the nursing home circuit … shooo social security aint cutting it for everybody #ijs
*Hand* lol
Oh hell naw! I just couldn’t watch the whole video. Smh
Lawd have mercy
Won’t even watch the foolery —- Merci!
TOM FOOLERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!! This made me laugh hard. Can someone hide this granny? How does she even make her tips? Madness!!!! LMAO!!!!
LMAO!
So is this the lady cici gets her dance moves from? lol!
the hell???? who payin’ to see that? that’s some underground railroad skrippin’!
Da Hell??? That bus to Hell closer than we think….
So….you lived to be 70years of age and this is the legacy you leave? Someone please call Dr. Kevorkian…I’m done!
is this a joke?
See that Frankie Lons?! That’s you at 75! Spyda be gittin’ it IN!! Keep on movin’ baby!
This is just plain NASTY
Ok so I don’t even know how to respond to this. Is she for real..I mean in real life??!!! Wtf smdh
That’s 2 minutes of my life I will never get back. Plus the seat of her pants were quite dirty. curse the n*ggaz filming this and encouraging her. I bet they smashed too. Dirty mofos!
YO I got a dollar for that dance…but I need .95 cents back, dat bitch fart dust.
STOP! LOL
The devil will always be a liar.
Them dudes should be ashamed!
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I was eating some fish and I came tho this, and I am like what, yo da fish didnt look right no more..wah
;o(
Omg, this CAN’T be true :-O
that is somebodys gramma..looks like a bad habit got the best of her..kinda sad in my opinion
I bet Spyda was the shit back in tha day. Was that a shit stain on the bk of her pants? ROTFLMAO!!!
I hope that this is not someone’s grandma!!!! WTH!
She is a very sweet old lady. The guys at Fade Away should be ashamed. SMDH……Ms. Glenda we fucks with you ma!
OMG!
That was wrong…..but she was pretty agile for her age
Some guys like old Americana stuff like WWII c-section scars.
Bless her ♥ {{{exhales}}} smh
Wow… ROFLMAO….. This is a dam sham looks like some kind of substance got the best of her. She might have been a spider in her days. What was on her ass..
Foolishness!!
Hell naw!!!!!!
This is my all time favorite!
Well strippers get old with no benefits, old bithces got to work too
Lmao @ Tracy Brooks. U stoooooopid. 2 funny
That’s SO NOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!
I bet them nasty dudes hit it too.
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Spyda Web!!! Lol
Yall stuuuuuuupit!
yeah thats a “spyda” alright….one bite from THAT, and you dead!
OMG, that’s my grandma!!! LOL
She really be out at the club go head gran gran
2 damn old for foolishness
who pays for that ?
Since viagra, older people are getting it in! She’s just trying to get in where she can fit in. And, you all know that Depends is making g-string diapers now, right…look it up!
Lmbo hot mess!
Lol
LMFAO!! YOU GO GIRL!!
I cant smh
Terrible lol.
I guess the Social Security check isn’t getting it…lol.
Yuck!
Wrong. Sooooooo wrong. lol
Jesus, please take the wheel. I hope that she is NOT somebody’s grandmother. That was sho nuff a hot mess.
LOL she looks crack out
This is April 2013 and they started running this article from 2011! I guess Atlanta does not have much going on they have to run the same news over and over for YEARS!!
LOL i’m read this old ass post – I wonder has Apollo and peter check her out and threw some money at her