Former NBA superstar and current hoe Michael Jordan says he’s being harassed by a former jump-off. The woman, Lisa Miceli, 35, of Meadville, Pa. (NOT pictured above!) has made claims that Jordan fathered her 4 year old son. Jordan agreed to two paternity tests and both were negative. However, Miceli ~with obvious dollar signs in sight ~ wouldn’t give up and tried to force Jordan to take a third test 
and a judge has now issued a restraining order against her!
Jordan agreed to the second paternity test only after Miceli agreed to have no contact with him if he was ruled out as the child’s father. Despite that, Miceli has continued to contact Jordan and his associates through hundreds of e-mails and phone calls in the ”mistaken belief that she still has a valid paternity claim against Jordan,” Sperling said in court documents.
Miller issued a restraining order against Miceli in response to that lawsuit. Earlier this month, Miceli asked the judge to lift a restraining order and make Jordan submit to another hearing on the paternity issue. (Source)
Chick still trying to get child support even after two tests and is now arguing that the restraining order “prevents her from negotiating a child-support settlement” with Jordan! You go girl…keep trying! Maybe the 3rd one will come up positive… 
What’s even funnier about this story is that Jordan actually entertained this woman’s wishes….TWICE!
Ummmm…Wow, this is awkward.
I thought I was the only one…