Please Spitzer…Just say “NO”!  Ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer has been offered $$$ to reveal his peter in PlayGirl magazine.   I dunno who would wanna see it besides his wife…I mean…isn’t that why he was payin Ashley Alexandra Dupré?

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn’t you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously—get in touch with us. We’re ready to make you a very attractive offer.

Click Here to read Playgirl’s Full Offer to Eliot Spitzer!