This Gucci Mane mugshot (circa 2005) is my absolute favorite of all time since he probably has a dream that he left that hungry woman at the mall back in January!

The embattled rapper remains locked up in Dekalb County jail on probation violation charges after being accused of throwing the woman out of a moving vehicle after she turned down his offer of $150 to bump skins.

[READ: Gucci Mane Jailed After Allegedly Attempting to Buy Some “A”zzz…]

Gucci was charged with misdemeanor battery in the case and bond was set at a mere $5,000.

Being that Gucci probably had that much under the seat of his Hummer H2, apparently it’s his long sordid criminal history that’s keeping him under lock & key until a probation violation hearing.

[Sidebar: I knew Radric had issues, but had no idea he’d been jailed so many times!]

A lil birdie sent over 10 years (YES YEARS!) worth of Gucci’s mugshots ranging from April 2001 to the present. He’s got Earl “DMX” Simmons beat… HANDS DOWN!

Gucci’s impressive mugshot gallery below:

Gucci Mane’s most serious arrest was in 2005 for murder. He was visiting a female and the house was invaded by three men dressed in all black. Shots were fired and one man was hit, whose body was later found in the woods nearby. After a lengthy trial, the murder charges were dropped after it was determined the shooting was in self defense.

Gucci has also spent time in jail for cocaine possession, marijuana possession, terroristic threats and various weapons charges.

Last year, Gucci was jailed for parole violation after failing to complete his required community service hours. He was jailed after admitting to his parole officer that he’d also used marijuana and ecstasy.

Just months after his release, Gucci was jailed for reckless driving after an undercover cop claimed he witnessed Gucci driving recklessly & fighting in a parking lot.

Prior to his most recent arrest, Gucci was jailed in January 2011 for allegedly tampering with his ankle monitor. *sigh*

Gucci is in desperate need of an intervention… celebrity rehab… prayer… and Jesus!

No word yet on when/if your favorite rapper will be released….