Meet 31 year old Ronald Deaver.

Deaver posed for the mugshot above after he was arrested for dayum near killing his 48 year old friend after an argument about Beyonce and Jay-Z.

He was clearly feeling some kinda way about Queen B.

[Sidebar: What the hail is going on in the world today that would cause a man to stab another man over a woman he’s never met?]

Details below…

A dispute that began over the status of Beyonce and Jay Z’s relationship eventually resulted in a man being stabbed outside of an apartment building in Cleveland, Ohio on New Year’s Eve.

According to Fox News, about an hour before the clock struck midnight on December 31st, a music video prompted an argument between Ronald Deaver and a 48-year-old man from Cleveland?s Garfield Heights neighborhood.

Detective Marty Compton of the Parma Police Department said the brawl began because the victim wasn’t aware that Beyonce and Jay-Z were married.

Police were summoned after the incident and the wounded man was taken to a nearby hospital, where he is now listed in good condition.

Deaver was nabbed by police a short time later.

All that over The Carters? Dayum! Can you imagine if the argument had been about Beyonce’s controversial baby bump?

It woulda been a massacre up in that joint…