National Whore Map

I spotted this over at Whoohah! yesterday and just had to post it!  This is a map of area codes that Christopher “Ludacris” Bridges has hoes…notice that there’s not alot of “hoe activity” in Georgia! (*crickets*)  Anyway…apparently someone with way too much time on their hands took the time to map out, plot and analyze all the area codes mentioned in the song “Area Codes.“  

Check out what their hard work determined about Luda’s preference for female companionship: 

• Ludacris heavily favors the East Coast to the West, save for Seattle, San Francisco, Sacramento, and Las Vegas.”
• “Ludacris travels frequently along the Boswash corridor.”
• “There is a ‘ho belt‘ phenomenon nearly synonymous with the ‘Bible Belt’.”
• “Ludacris has hoes in the entire state of Maryland.”
• “Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm.”
• “Ludacris’s ideal ‘ho-highway’ would be I-95.”
• “Ludacris has hoes in the Midway and Wake Islands. Only scientists are allowed to inhabit the Midway Islands, and only military personnel may inhabit the Wake Islands. Draw your own conclusion.” (Source)