[Sidebar: Why do some people spend thousands on a purses while rocking 'Rainbow' clothes... but I digress.]
I’m sure there were many heartbroken single men walking around after the rumor mill buzzed this week about Moore’s new billionaire Arab boo, but I’ve got good news for all of Kenya’s anxious suitors (wherever they are).
[FLASHBACK: Kenya Moore Still Has At Least One Fan... (PHOTO)]
Miss Biopsy For Sympathy Miss USA 1993 is still a happily single woman on the prowl!
VIDEO: Kenya Moore Shares Description of Her Ideal Man
Kenya also took the opportunity to throw a bit of shade towards her play-play boyfriend Walter Jackson, stating:
“I will not be dating opportunistic lying groupies this time…”
When asked if she’s spoken to Jackson lately, Moore replied “has hell frozen over?”
As for her trip to Dubai, Kenya says it “…was so cool. I’ve got to go back soon,” and made a point to note that she stayed at “the only 7star hotel in the world. It has an aquarium with four species of sharks.”
Sounds cute but it’s also kinda sad how Moore just traveled the world only to come back to a city where she has absolutely no friends. *sigh*
Moore spoke exclusively to Ebony.com (who by the way deleted the article for some reason) about her “cancer scare” stating:
I’m OK. Yes I am, they did not find cancer. But what she did tell me is, because the lumps are present, I have to get checked every six months because it could develop in those lumps. So we just have to keep an eye on it.
The other thing that I thought was kind of interesting about the whole ordeal is that they put markers in for whenever I get X-rayed or have a mammogram. They can see the markers that my doctor put inside, and they’re permanent, so they know that those lumps have been biopsied.
Kenya also spoke about her cast mates when recounting last week’s RHOA “biopsy” episode, and shed some light about how her “cancer scare” didn’t even draw any sympathy from her fellow cast mates.
I was disappointed when none of my castmates reached out to me after learning of my ordeal when many viewers did.
Whether or not I am your favorite or least favorite person, the bond that we all have is that we are women first. I’m a woman before I am any other identifying marker such as race, social status, popularity, occupation or religious background. I am a woman. I am a child of God and I am blessed.
With that said, I beg all women to get a mammogram.
I don’t know about you guys… but I’m feeling like deja vu all over again about Kenya using her “cancer scare” to draw attention away from the fact that she’s bat sh*t crazy.
Kinda reminds me of the RHOA season 1 reunion when Kim Zolciak (remember her?) lied and said she wore wigs after her hair fell out when she had cancer….
VIDEO: Kim Zolciak Reveals “Cancer” Scare (But not Really)
Come to think of it… Kenya had to have studied every previous “housewife” episode cause it seems she’s taken traits from almost every last one of them to create her koo-koo krazy Kenya image.
But she’s entertaining the masses so whatever works… right?
Do you feel any sympathy for
Miss Gone With The Wind Fabulous Miss USA 1993?