As I was pursing the Dekalb county mugshots over at Muggn, I came across this gem of all gems. First, I have no idea what ol’ boy did to get jacked up in D.C. but I’m sure his boss over at Bruh Man Security was pissed when he didn’t make it to his post by midnight.

Wonder what the charge is? Assault with a deadly flashlight?? 😯 Seriously….how do you get locked up in your security uniform?

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