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I’m not going to even take up too much space in this post with silly nonsense. We’ve got two “almost” grown men who have access to tons of dollars and thousands of groupies. Both are talented individuals who have made it in the game as adolescents and both have recently had “breakdowns” on twitter.  The comparisons between the two could go on and on but I won’t even waste your time. All I know is, if I was 10 years younger I might be tryna cop one or the other, but since I’m not…I feel like a Chester the molester everytime I see either one of em with their clothes off!

SouljaBoy Tellem recently revealed his huge package via Twitpic while Bow Wow is over on YouTube tryna market his own music. While SB’s bathroom mirror photo gets many a side-eye in light of all the Sexy Spectacular drama, Bow Wow’s rapping about his piece, stating: “I got enough d*ck to fill you up like Papadeux’s” might just sell him a few more cd’s.

Wanna see what they working with? Wait…is Chris Hanson lurking behind the back door? Check first and then click below: I see you Dre´ *looking away quickly*

Bow-Wow says he gots skills on his new song “Break it Down”