The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s 5th Season is chugging right along and while things seem to be moving a bit slowly, at least they’re moving.
Is it me? Or does it seem like Nene Leakes is picking up where the legendary Sheree Whitfield left off by becoming the new town snitch?
In the latest episode of RHOA, Nene runs & tells Cynthia Bailey about how Phaedra Parks “butt dialed” a friend of hers.?
Nene goes on to play the audio of the mistaken voicemail message where Parks was “allegedly” overheard saying she didn’t give a “f*ck” if Cynthia came to her son’s 2nd birthday party or not.
[FLASHBACK: Kandi, Rasheeda, Toya Wright, MempHitz & More Celebrate Phaedra Parks’ son Ayden’s 2nd Birthday (PHOTOS)]
Phaedra was totally busted but you gotta give her props for the way she played Cynt to the left.? Sorry… but y’all know that mosquito bite story was funny as hell!
I blame Cynthia for not having the BALLS to veer Phaedra back to the conversation at hand, but that’s just me.
[FLASHBACK: Anatomy of a Publicity Stunt – Homeowner Kendra Davis vs. Kim Zolciak ]
The entire housing storyline with Kim & her token Black friend Sweetie Hughes is yet more proof of Kim’s refusal to tape with anyone outside of her own home.
[Sidebar: …and did anyone notice how Kim totally disrespected that poor Hispanic mover dude? Even Sweetie told her that what she said was inappropriate! That is definitely NOT a good look for Kim OR her kids.]
Thanks. But No Thanks Kim. You ARE the weakest link… Buh-Bye!
[READ: Nene Confirms Kim Was Fired + Zolciak’s Response… ]
At least all the people in my neighborhood OWN their homes…
I LIVE!!! 😯
[FLASHBACK: Kandi Responds to Kim’s Racist Remarks + Did Kim Steal Kandi’s Baby Name?]
Newbie Porsha Stewart didn’t get much airplay this week but she did have a scene with her hubby Cordell in their home.
[Sidebar: Am I the only one who noticed Porsha’s humongous vaneers? Granted, they’re gorgeous but we need to do something about the new trend of oversized veneers…? it’ss getting out of hand!
Can people with teeth that big ever close their mouths? I imagine they swallow a huge amount of gnats and insects with all that mouth breathing… but I digress.]
Another thing that was brought to our attention this week was Miss America Miss U.S.A. Kenya Moore‘s lack of cooking skills.
Miss College Park Moore is apparently great at pretending she can throw down in the kitchen but whatev…? the real gag is Mr. Southwest Atlanta Walter Jackson‘s facial expressions when Kenya mentions marriage and her old “A”zz eggs.
[READ: Kenya Says She’s NOT Down With OPH (Other Ppl’s Husbands) + Meet Walter Jackson…]
And can we start a donation to buy Walter some dress shirts so that he can stop wearing his Dekalb Auto Towing shirts on all his dates?
Honorable mention goes to Dwight Eubanks for his special appearance as the party planner for Ayden’s 2nd birthday party.? He’s been mighty quiet since his arrest last last year but he’s still prancing around town.
[FLASHBACK: Dwight Eubanks Wants You To Know… (Why You Won’t Be Seeing Him Much on RHOA)]
I’m sure y’all have lots to say about all of the shenanigans but in case you missed it, here’s the FULL episode courtesy of Yardie: