5 Things I Learned From The Real Housewives of Atlanta S5 Ep 20 + Watch Full Video…

The Real Housewives of Atlanta has officially completed it’s 5th season and the finale episode aired last night (March 31, 2013).

Oddly enough, the finale centered around Kenya Moore‘s costume party that was held last September, which featured all of the ladies dressed as iconic Black actresses from Moore’s favorite films.

[FLASHBACK: Kenya Moore’s “Forever Relevant” Costume Party (PHOTOS)]

The drama in the finale focused on Porsha Stewart‘s decision to ditch Moore’s costume assignment, where she opted to dress as Halle Berry’s Dorothy Dandridge character as opposed to Halle Berry’s ghetto “BAP’s” character.

Stewart’s actions proved to be Moore’s opportunity to throw Porsha out of her event (as pay back for that charity function beef that occurred during the 1st episode) but things backfire on Kenya.

[READ: Season 5 Reunion Show Tea! (Spoiler Alert!)]

ALL of the RHOA cast decide that enough is enough of Moore’s bi-polar actions, and they all stick together and decide that they were invited as “a group” and if Kenya kicks out Porsha, they all will leave as “a group”.

More observations + watch full video of RHOA season 5 finale below…

The first thing that should be noted is that the producers of the show did a marvelous job of making everyone think that househusbands Kordell Stewart and Peter Thomas were going to battle it out during the finale, when in all actuality, it was Kordell and Kenya Moore’s gay husband “Brandon” who had that heated exchange.

[READ: Kordell Files For Divorce + Why A ‘7 Figure Divorce Settlement’ is Unlikely… ]

Porsha continues making up words and phrases. This week it was “malice content”… used in a sentence? Hell… I dunno. But I think it was something like this… “I knew Kenya had “malice content” and was trying to get back at me for kicking her out of my charity event.”

Hold up… wait. What the hail is “Malice Content” @porshadstewart ??? #RHOA (How did I miss that the first time?) LMAO

? Michelle Brown (@ATLien) April 1, 2013

Phaedra Parks has yet another business venture, the “Phaedra Sparks”… her stun gun and it looks like Kandi is in on it all.

[READ: Rumor Control: Kenya Moore’s DVD is NOT outselling Phaedra Park’s ‘Donkey Booty’ Series… ]

Kandi Burruss and her fiance’ Todd Tucker are steering clear from the drama…. as evidenced by her statement that she didn’t want to see Kordell get beat up and if the drama continued she was gonna pack up her wig and her man and “go get something to eat!” 😆

While Cynthia Bailey definitely grew a pair this season, she is still lacking that bit of individuality that she needs to keep us interested.

Bailey is great to look at but her bouncing back and forth between Kenya and Nene is gonna get old after a while.

Nene Leakes proved yet again that she’s the queen bee of RHOA.

When all of the cast members walked out, Nene wasn’t even there… yet Peter Thomas could be heard telling someone to “call Nene” to let her know about Kenya.

When Nene arrives, she was the only one who put their foot down to make Kenya straighten up and apologize.

Even Kordell’s loud talking and posturing outside with Moore’s “bodyguards” fell on deaf ears until Nene showed up in her whip with her WHIP.

Next stop for Nene? Her “wedding special” with Greg (I was first to call it way back on New Years!) then if theres a 6th season of RHOA you can bet your last penny that she’s gonna be back as a headliner.

Trust me when I tell you that Nene is making over a milli on RHOA and those Glee & The New Normal checks don’t come close, so look for Nene to continue cashing her “TRUMP Checks” as long as Bravo keeps cutting them!

And last but not least, Kenya Moore will probably be back next season once she can find a man to play the part of her “African Tycoon boyfriend”.

[READ: They Say: Kenya Loves Married Men! Tried to Sue One for Ending Relationship…]

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I’m mad @porshadstewart‘s only line in the end of the finale was “Kordell filed for divorce”- really? I guess that sums up her entire season

? Michelle Brown (@ATLien) April 1, 2013

 

What did you think of the Season 5 Finale of RHOA?

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