Kanye West Pays Homage To McDonalds Fast Foods in New Poem: ‘McDonalds Man’…

NEWSFLASH!! Kanye West loves McDonald’s so much that he wrote a poem about it. ?The poem, called “The McDonald’s Man,” is about the fast food chain and its french fries, which Yeezy says make the other menu items jealous.

West’s piece appeared in Frank Ocean’s magazine ‘Boys Don’t Cry‘ and within the glossy pages is a full-on multi-page spread depicting Kanye rolling through a MickeyD’s drive thru in his all-black everything sports car.

On the ordering window, there was a poem titled?McDonalds Man?about an array of things from their fast food restaurant’s menu.

Read it below…

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

The French Fries Had A Plan

The French Fries Had A Plan

The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made A Band

Cus The French Fries Had A Plan

The French Fries Had A Plan

McDonalds Man

McDonalds

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan

I Know Them French Fries Had A Plan

The Cheeseburger And The Shakes Formed A Band

To Overthrow The French Fries Plan

I Always Knew Them French Fries Was Evil Man

Smelling All Good And Shit

I Don?t Trust No Food That Smells That Good Man

I Don?t Trust It I Can?t

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Man

McDonalds Damn

Them French Fries Look Good Tho

I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries

I Knew The Diet Coke Was Jealous Of The Fries

Even The McRib Was Jealous Of The Fries

I could See It Through His Artificial Meat Eyes

And He Only Be There Some Of The Time

Everybody Was Jealous Of Them French Fries

Except For That One Special Guy

That Smooth Apple Pie

What do you think of Kanye’s homage to Micky D’s?

Love it? Or Nah?

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