RECAP: 6 Life Lessons Revealed During The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6, Ep. 6 [WATCH FULL EPISODE]

The Real Housewives of Atlanta aired the explosive 6th episode of it’s 6th season last night (December 8, 2013).

After last week’s blow up, Phaedra Parks returns home to an apologetic Apollo.? Parks was still upset with her hubby for refusing to admit his part in inappropriately texting Kenya Whore Moore but his sincerely apology seemed to quell the drama in their household.

[FLASHBACK: 6 Life Lessons Revealed On RHOA Season 6, Episode #5 + Watch Full Episode (VIDEO)]

Meanwhile, Kenya’s Aunt Sisqo reveals a bit about Moore’s previous choices in men.? Traditionally, Kenya has chosen men who were “not available to her” [READ: “MARRIED”] and Aunt Sisqo feels that if she wants a child, she should just go for that goal and not try so hard for a man.

[FLASHBACK: THEY SAY: Kenya Moore Once Sued A Married Man For Ending Their Affair… ]

Nene Leakes is still stirring the pot (more about that later), Cynthia Bailey is still dealing with her teenaged daughter’s flourishing dating life, Porsha Stewart is still dealing with the fact that Kordell doesn’t want her anymore, and Kandi Burruss is still dealing with her Momma Joyce’s anger issues.

Check out the 5 life lessons revealed during RHOA season 6, episode 6 + watch the full episode below…

VIDEO: RHOA Season 6, Episode #6

Life Lesson # 1 – Old friends and old relationships don’t mix. Period.

Mynique Smith finally makes her onscreen debut joined by her husband, retired NFL baller Chuck Smith.

[FLASHBACK: Meet Mynique Smith… New Atlanta Housewife? (PHOTOS)]

The couple join newlyweds Gregg & Nene Leakes for lunch and Nene reminisces about her remarriage to her ex.? If you recall, Chuck appeared in the wedding as one of Gregg’s groomsmen and it seems Nene wants to add them to the clique.

In typical Nene fashion, she stirs the pot and brings up Chuck’s old dating history.? It’s widely known around Atlanta that Chuck and Kandi dated for a while.? He also dated Phaedra Parks, who grew up in Athens, Georgia with both Chuck and Nene.

[Sidebar: Am I the only one who finds it odd that Ms. Leakes is finally admitting that she knew Phaedra back in the day? But I digress… ]

Chuck seems a bit nervous about answering Nene’s questions with his wife so close by, so he deflects and basically LIES about his involvement with both Kandi and Phaedra.

[WATCH: Kandi Responds to Chuck Smith Diss… (VIDEO)]

Chuck and Phaedra dated in high school and also dated during their college years (they both attended UGA). Kandi and Chuck dated while he was with the Falcons and word on the curb is that Chuck would rush to Kandi’s house for home cooked meals from Mama Joyce.

Life Lesson #2 -? Men don’t know how to apologize… but we’ll accept it if they try hard enough. Mars v. Venus.

Apollo apologizes to Phaedra.? It seems that what Peter said last week really affected Apollo and he seems to understand now how his actions affected his relationship with his wife.

The apology starts off a bit shaky, but a light bulb goes off and Apollo finally gets it.

I would never choose another woman over you. This ain’t a new relationship, we’ve known each other better.

We should be better towards each other.

Rumors of their demise have been greatly exaggerated… 🙂

Moving on…

Life Lesson #3 – If your blonde aunt puts you on blast, listen to her…

Kenya and her dog pay a visit to her Aunt Sisquo.? The former beauty queen is fading fast and it seems that everyone is against her… even her own aunt!

Kenya reminisces about how she used to visit her Aunt back in the day and how she wants to treat her future children well one day.? Miss easy greasy covergirl speaks of her imaginary “African Prince” once again and I’m assuming she’ll be moving to Zamunda soon to start a family since she also reveals that she’s been going through fertility testing.

Kenya’s aunt reveals that history dictates that Kenya chooses men who are “not available to her” and? Moore admits that rushing a man into marriage isn’t a good thing and flashes back to her dealings with Walter Jackson.

Kenya determines that having a child is more important to her than a marriage and admits to her aunt that her horrible relationship choices are mostly due to the fact that her mother didn’t want her. (cue tears)

Life Lesson #4 – When all else fails… plan a ‘girl’s trip’!

The ladies all join Kandi at The Kandi Factory for a Cardio Caboret class taught by Choreographer Victor Jackson.

Nene, Cynthia, Phaedra, Kandi and even Kenya Whore (I mean “Moore”) all come through (apparently Porsha couldn’t make it because she fainted and is in the hospital).

After a twirling session filled with shade, Nene invites all of the ladies to Savannah for a ‘girl bonding’ adventure.

Phaedra says she’s not particulary exited about going on a trip with Kenya Whore Moore…

[FLASHBACK: RHOA Spotted in Savannah… (PHOTOS)]

Quick Quote: “We are not going to Paula Deen’s restaurant cause we are a bunch of aunt jamima’s in her mind.” – Nene Leakes

Yuuup…. the ladies will all be ‘gone with the wind’ and battling it out in Savannah next week (I can’t wait).

Life Lesson #4 – Daddy knows best…

Noelle and her dad, Leon have a father/daughter moment were he speaks to her about her new boyfriend, Arthor.

[Sidebar: All I could think about during the scene was Leon’s skinny jeans, it was like the 5 heartbeats all over again…. but I digress.]

Leon soon talks to Cynthia about their daughter’s new boyfriend and Cynthia assures him that she and Peter are on top of the situation.

Daddy dearest seems to feel that he should be the one to teach their daughter the birds and the bees and Cynthia disagrees… until Leon says, unless she’s having sex with another girl, she should get advice from a man.

I think Lil Richard Leon is right… 😯

Life Lesson #5 – Dumb broads shouldn’t shop alone…

Porsha Stewart Williams is filmed with her half-sister Lauren as they go shopping in the drug store. Porsha talks about her fainting spell and says she feels Kordell may have put some voodoo on her or something.

When asked what caused her to faint, Porsha reveals that the blood supply to her brain was shut off somehow so her body just shut down (the jokes write themselves)…

Porsha takes a moment to relax after having hot flashes in the drug store when Nene calls to check on her and invite her on the Savanna girls trip.

Everybody has been really supportive it’s been like a ‘death wedding and a funeral’…

girl what? 😯

Porsha takes her blood pressure in the drug store and the two sisters once again prove that they need parental supervision at all times.

Moving on…

Life Lesson #6 – If your mom hates your man, don’t invite her to shop for your wedding dress.

The turn up is real when Mama Joyce sees Kandi’s BFF Carmen is in the bridal shop as Kandi is selecting her wedding dress.

Mama Joyce arrives with her 2 sisters (Bertha and Nora) and immediately sees Kandi’s BFF waiting in the lounge with her friend Kwame.? She’s quiet at first but when Mama Joyce makes a comment that Kandi is not going to be wearing the dress because she needs to find someone better to marry, things get a bit heated!

Carmen asks Mama Joyce why did she come and Mama Joyce implies that Carmen knows Todd better than anyone else because she talks to him all the time. The battle begins…

Mama Joyce jumps up as her sisters hold her back… but at least one of the sisters feels that Carmen was the instigator (girl what?!)

Mama Joyce says Carmen uses Kandi’s leftoever hair… leftover shoes… etc. “that’s what she do, sit around and get people’s leftovers.”

[Sidebar: But wait… doesn’t Mama Joyce live in Kandi’s ‘leftover’ house? But I digress… ]

Does Mama Joyce know something we don’t?

What did you think of RHOA Season 6, Episode 6?

Did you learn any ‘life lessons’ this week?