The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s aired it’s 13th episode last night and the ladies are back to their normal bickering.
Nene Leakes is still taking on Hollywood. Kandi Burruss is still adjusting to cohabitation. Phaedra Parks is still battling Kenya Moore, who is still on her bootlegging mission. Cynthia Bailey is still adjusting to her new role of “instigator” and Porsha Stewart is still trying to fit in where ever she can.
It’s clear that?Kenya?has been crowned this season’s go-to drama queen and as far as entertainment purposes goes, it’s working.
Kenya is serving us “butt implant” realness as she goes about the business of ganking Phaedra’s “Donkey Booty” idea.
[PHOTOS: Beach Body Motivation: 45 Year Old Kenya Moore’s Butt Crac-kini]
But I digress…
Check out the 5 things I learned this week from RHOA season 5, Episode 13 + watch the full episode below…
Here are 5 things I noticed this week…
Nene spends the bulk of her time in California and she’s cool with Kenya so now?Cynthia has accepted Kenya as well.
I found it odd how quickly Bailey forgave and forgot about the coochie crack incident with Moore.
Strange huh?
Clearly Bailey remembers Sheree Whitfield‘s downfall after crossing Leakes last season.
Cynthia was always dubbed the “boring one” so at least her playing the “instigator” keeps her in the plot.
That being said, I revealed last week that Bailey is up next on Kenya’s list (click HERE if you missed that), and lo and behold… Bailey’s all good with it.
Chile I guess job security is serious business these days!
It’s clear Kenya stole Phaedra’s ‘donkey booty’ idea out of spite, and she’s even admitted it. ?All of the women have even joked that it’s best to keep your ideas away from Moore.
Kenya disrupted Nene’s Shoedazzle launch party wearing next to nothing (an ode to Phaedra’s butt baring outfit in Anguilla).
While Nene claimed it was a charitable event, she allowed the inappropriate distraction because she lives for the drama!
[PHOTOS: Nene Leakes Introduces ‘The Nethia’ Shoe For Shoedazzle (PHOTOS)]
Kenya’s butt baring outfit was a far cry from Phaedra’s and clearly her BFF Lawrence talked her into letting it all hang out for the world to see.
But why the butt pads tho??@kenyamoore didn’t want y’all to see her real bumped up “A”zz. #RHOA
? Michelle Brown (@ATLien) January 28, 2013
3. Kenya’s butt is fake. No if’s… ands… or BUTTS about it!
Moore’s body is fit… granted. Her stomach has been lipo’d to the gawds! But if you watch her “workout” segment, you might notice that for someone who claims to work out everyday, she’s tired and totaly OVER her training session.
2. Phaedra and Kandi are clearly friends in “real life”… it’s cool to see that they actually support each other without all of the backstabbing.
Kandi’s been burned in business before from playing Mrs. Niceguy, but she now knows that doing business with friends is risky.
I can totally appreciate Kandi’s loyalty to her friend in telling her about Kenya’s shadyness, especially since she knows first hand about Kenya’s BFF Lawrence, who tried to get her to do his song for free.
Notice how Lawrence jumps from housewife to housewife. First @iamsheree then he was @iheartmarlo‘s pet and now he’s team @kenyamoore. #RHOA
? Michelle Brown (@ATLien) January 28, 2013
[FLASHBACK: In the Tweets: Did Kandi Cheat Lawrence Out of “Closet Freak” Royalties?]
1. Porsha may be a “real” housewife but she just doesn’t fit with any of the real “housewives”…
They keep trying to place Porsha with one or the other ladies and things just don’t mesh. Last week she was lunching with Phaedra. FAIL!
This week Porsha lunches with Kenya (for what? another argument?) and she’s also paired with Cynthia to work on Bailey’s pageant.
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that Porsha isn’t quite smart enough to handle the bulk of the tasks Bailey gives her… so I predict that Bailey will be falling out with her next (if Nene let’s her).
Po @porshadstewart is the only “real” housewife but they keep forcing the others to engage with her. It’s not organic at all IMO… #RHOA
— Michelle Brown (@ATLien) January 28, 2013
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