True Lies: Kenya Moore Says She’s Never Been Drunk & Her Butt Is Real… [PHOTOS]

Kenya Moore of The Real Housewives of Atlanta was a vision in White during inauguration ceremonies in Washington Monday evening (January 21, 2013).

Moore prowled the streets of Washington, DC in search of her new boo but came out empty handed, what she did gain was a few photos with friends like Boris Kodjoe, Nicole Ari Parker, Claudia Jordan and even Gabrielle Union.

The former pageant queen also made time to hit up her Bravo blawg to dispute few things that have been said about her lately.

More photos + peep Kenya’s lies responses under the cut…

Here are a few quick quotes from Kenya…

I?ve NEVER been drunk a day in my life! This is so absurd and hateful it?s laughable.

[My sources confirm that Kenya was drunk as a skunk in Anguilla on more than one occasion. ]

My behind is REAL. I work hard for this body and it?s built from sweat and dedication to fitness, not a plastic surgeon?s scalpel.

[A source close to the reality star says that Kenya’s butt is totally fake and that her butt implants were done by a doctor in Mexico. Whether he was actually “plastic surgeon” or not is questionable so that part may be true…]

-I have no mental disorder or chemical imbalance and have never been diagnosed with nor taken any anti-psychotic medications.

[That’s very cleverly worded. How can one be “diagnosed with” anti-psychotic medication? ]

For the record, Kenya’s statements have all been disputed by close friends, family members, former co-workers and even her own cast mates but I’d never snitch and reveal names.

At any rate, here are a few more contradicting facts about Miss USA 1993 Kenya Moore courtesy of HSK

She?s been gold digging since her days in Detroit as a high school student at Cass Tech High.

Kenya used to date a drug dealer, his name is Mike Evans. By 16-years-old, she was a seasoned vet ? I heard she learned that from her grandmother, who raised her. I was told her grandmother trained her and showed her how to be a proper sack-chaser.

When Kenya won the Miss USA title, all of Hollywood was after her ? she went the easy route and got with Mike Tyson. She was spoiled by him, well taken care of by him, he even purchased her a home. But their sex sessions where so bad, she soon stopped seeing Tyson entirely. Mike didn?t care because I heard he video taped their sex acts. When Kenya started to act certain ways with Mike, he passed her to Keith Washington.

Kenya is all fake ? her tits, ass implants and hazel contacts are all paid for by her sponsors. The only thing real about Kenya is her hair. Jacky, if you don?t believe me.. Ask Jay Z. After Jay was finished with her, he passed her over to his football player buddy Larry Johnson.

Well dayum!

Do you believe Kenya’s tall tales?

The season isn’t over yet so we’ll be seeing much more of Kenya’s antics. Stay tuned…