Don’t Be Tardy For Kim Zolciak’s Auction!

Attention! Kim Zolciak is selling stuff fresh outta her couture closet and friend in my head Freshalina wrote her a complimentary heading for her new eBay storefront. Don’t be tardy for the auction!

Kim Zoliack is above and beyond renting space in the swap meet across from the vendor who sells both Free Gucci Mane t-shirts and knock off Gucci hand bags, thank you. With recession friendly prices ranging from $1000-$6500 you too can walk the tightrope between the good life and poverty by owning one of Kim?s gently worn designer cum stain rags. It?s like Plato?s Closet for people who like to play Russian Roulette with their rent money.

I hope her people are reading this and take heed to the genius that is Fresh! CLICK HERE to bid on Kim’s sh*t.

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