Brandon not only ‘scammed’ his way into the VMA’s, he also scammed Drake & Rihanna fans with a fictitious website!
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If you haven’t met Joanne the Scammer by now, you’ve been missing out.
The auspicious URL ‘drakeandrihanna.com‘ briefly set social media abuzz?with the tantalizing possibility of a collaboration… or wedding… or both with a a slowly moving countdown.
Sadly, the dream was extinguished when Drake and Rihanna?s reps denied any involvement.
Now it’s been revealed that it was all the masterminding scam work of Joanne the Scammer?and comedy website Super Deluxe, who replaced the mysterious countdown with a video of Joanne stating WHY she did it.
?I made this goddamn account. Because I am very pissed off.?Drake??You acted like you were not at the VMAs. Only to surprise everyone, come out, and give?Rihanna?an award. Did you know I was there??Did you know I was there??Because I was. In my Kris Jenner wig. And you missed it. I?ve waited so long to take a selfie with you. And you weren?t there to take it. But you come out for?Rihanna??I?m prettier, and more iconic, TBH. So fuck you, and our relationship is over, all right? Don?t email me again. Because I won?t respond. This website is a hoax, and now I can move on with my goddamn life.?
Joanne the Scammer will now go down in history as the internet legend who punk’d Rihanna’s navy!