NEWSFLASH! Porsha Stewart Got No Major Assets in Divorce Settlement…

Porsha Stewart of The Real Housewives of Atlanta got little to nothing in her divorce from Kordell Stewart.

As I posted yesterday, Kordell has moved on with his life and is actively seeking a new beard housewife (click HERE if you missed that), and according to documents revealed today, he still has plenty of cash to spend on a new beard ladylove.

Poor Porsha… (literally)

Despite what both Porsha and Kordell have said on air, there WAS actually a pre-nup in place during their marriage and sadly, Porsha came out of their 22 month marital ‘arrangement’ with almost nothing to show for it!

All she got outta the deal was her engagement ring, clothes, car…? and her maiden name (Williams).

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If you recall, Porsha was flossin in Paris just days after her divorce was final but according to court documents, Ms. Williams got zero, zip, nada in her divorce settlement and she even has to pay her own bills!

Reportedly Porsha isn’t too happy about the way her bank account turned out. TMZ reports:

Porsha gets NO alimony, NO house, NO NFL retirement money, NO cash-out, NO health insurance. She even has to pay her own credit card balances.

It’s almost like a western movie. She gets the Mercedes she drove in on, and that’s about it. She does get to keep the engagement ring and all of her personal crap … jewelry, clothes and other personal items.

As for Kordell … he gets two houses, 2 plots of land, a 2013 Mercedes and a 2010 Porsche, and his full retirement benefits. He also gets to keep a 100% interest in his companies.

There was a lot of talk on “Real Housewives” that Porsha and Kordell did NOT sign a prenup — in which case, this would all be shocking — but sources tell us, they actually did.

Porsha was fighting like crazy to stay in the house, but Kordell changed the locks on her.

And it gets even worse. She’s on the chopping block for the show.

On the bright side … a pawn shop would probably pay a pretty penny for that ring.

Welp… if Porsha gets the boot there may be a space for Peter to hold a peach after all!

For the record, Porsha may not have gotten any dough out of her divorce, but she walked away with plenty of ambition. She’s currently marketing a hair line, a lingerie line and is still hustling for club bookings.

Take that Kordell!

Are you surprised that Porsha got nothing out of her 22-month divorce?