Mugshot Mania – Man Claims He Tried To Save A Life With His Peter…

Meet 50 year-old Rodger William Kelly.

Kelly posed for the mugshot above after being arrested and charged with one count of first-degree felony rape.

Allegedly… he thought the use of his male genitalia would keep an unconscious female neighbor alive.

Details about his bizarre story below…

According to news reports, Kelly is in trouble with the law after he allegedly found a female neighbor unconscious on her front porch and allegedly claimed he had sex with her to try to warm her.

Court documents reveal Kelly told police he inserted his penis inside the unconscious 29-year-old on May 19 because ?he was trying to save her life.?

?He said he did place it inside of her to try and get her temperature up,? police wrote in a probable cause statement filed in 5th District Court.

Police told Kelly that his actions amounted to rape. He was charged Monday with one count of first-degree felony rape.

Kelly reportedly explained to officers that he found the woman passed out in front of her apartment and was only doing a good deed when he brought her inside his apartment, changed her clothes and put her on his bed.

He said he then laid down next to her and hugged her to try to get her temperature up because she had been outside in the cold, and then attempted intercourse to warm her.

When police arrived, responding to an unconscious person call, they said they found Kelly inside his apartment giving the woman CPR.

According to court documents, the woman told police she thought she might have been raped and recalled being dressed in a pair of the man?s underwear and shorts. She told police she had bruising on her pelvic and upper thighs.

The hospital was unable to complete a rape kit because the woman?s vaginal area was cleaned while she was sedated, according to court documents.

Kelly told police that the two previously were intimate, but admitted the woman had told him before the incident that she didn?t want to have sex with him again. (source)

I have so many questions… why was the lady unconscious outside of her apartment? Who called the police to report the unconscious person? Why did this man think his peen was a miracle cure?

I’m so confused… 😯