5 Things I Learned From The Real Housewives of Atlanta – Watch S5, Ep16 [FULL VIDEO]

The Real Housewives of Atlanta rolled out it’s 16th episode of the 5th season last night (March 3, 2013).

My 5 things list is pretty short and sweet this week. Number one is based on the ‘blind items’ that Nene Leakes threw out the other day.

[READ: Guess Who? Nene Leakes Shares ‘Blind Items’ About Her RHOA Cast Mates… ]

It turns out that Nene’s little guessing game wasn’t targeted at one ‘housewife,’ but at ALL of them…. except Cynthia. My answers are all still educated guesses but I’m usually on point with these things. So here goes…

The one who has a past she doesn’t want anyone to know… Porsha Stewart?

The one who asks for food…. Kandi Burruss?

The one that always has something negative to say… Phaedra Parks?

The one who claims she gave Nene furniture… Kenya Moore?

And for the record, Phaedra and Kenya may be the one’s battling over Donkeys and Stallions (did you catch Kenya’s ‘Booty Boot Camp”shade?)… but it was NeNe who REALLY showed her “A”zz last night (figuratively and literally)!

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This episode didn’t really move me but I have a few honorable mentions…

Nene dissed her castmates for being late to her home but ended up being DISSED when she showed up hours late for a group outing and Leakes pink thong stole her spotlight last night.

Kenya cooked for the entire house during their girl’s weekend and threw shade at Porsha, but wasn’t Kenya the same person who was opening lean cuisine packages for her ‘home made’ dinner with Walter?

It’s crazy how Porsha is still catching flack for her random Kordell comments but the overall consensus still seems to be that he’s controlling (even when he’s not there).

Kandi still feels ‘some kinda way about Kim Zolciak (remember her?) stealing her baby name.

[FLASHBACK: Kandi Addresses Kim’s Racist Comments & Her Stealing Her Baby Name]

…and Kim found a way to be included in the episode without really being “included” in the episode by tweeting her responses to Kandi’s comments:

Last but certainly not least, I predict Phaedra is about to launch yet another RHOA launched business venture… the “Phaedra Sparks” Stun Gun.

What are your thoughts on this week episode?

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