Mugshot Mania – What “DRUNK” Looks Like… [PHOTOS]

Meet Desmond Bryant… the new poster child for “Drunk” and disorderly. 😯

Bryant, 27, an Oakland Raiders defensive tackle, posed for the hilarious mugshot above after being arrested for a misdemeanor charge in Miami.

Details PLUS a side view below…

The San Francisco Chronicle reports on the Raiders defensive tackle, who was?arrested?on Sunday on a misdemeanor?charge?of?criminal mischief:

After allegedly going to a neighbor’s house inebriated and causing a commotion, Bryant was booked at 9:24 a.m., according to Miami-Dade County records. A police report wasn’t?available.

Bryant was held on $1,000?bail.

Reflecting on his college years, Bryant once told the Los Angeles Times:

“The Ivy League’s not really my type of environment. I had some really good teammates and friends, but outside of the football world I didn’t interact much with the other kids.”

Bryant, who went undrafted out of Harvard, is set to become an unrestricted free agent March 12. Surely his viral mugshot cannot be good for contract negotiations!

Would you vote Bryant’s mugshot in the ‘mugshot hall of fame’ as the worst ever?