The Real Housewives of Atlanta‘s 12th episode aired last night and the booty battle is still brewing between Phaedra Parks and Kenya Moore.
[READ: Kenya Admits She Stole Phaedra’s Donkey Booty Idea… (VIDEO)]
Moore has burned almost every bridge with her cast mates, while Nene Leakes sits back unscathed and watches the drama unfold with a smirk.
It’s quite obvious who’s on the ‘right team’ this season… and po Cynthia Bailey is clearly making sure she stays on Nene’s team by accepting Moore into the fold… even though she was first to be blatantly disrespected by the aging beauty queen!
[READ: Drama Filled Kenya Moore Throws Shade at Cynthia Bailey & Sheree Whitfield… ]
Drama… drama… drama… but it’s all so dayum entertaining!
So without further adieu, check out my recap including the 5 things I learned from RHOA season 5, episode 12 “Battle of the Booty” + watch the full video…
The group then goes on to compare Stallions and Donkeys and Peter (presumably the only straight male in the crew) admits that he’d prefer a Stallion over a Donkey any day.
Just for the record, a “stallion” is defined as follows:
A stallion is a male horse that has not been gelded (castrated).
Ok… so everyone has their opinions on the subject, but I think it’s all shady as heck.
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But peep game…. did you notice how Cynthia was holding on to Peter during that entire conversation? Clearly Ms. Bailey remembers that Kenya was rubbing her “Stallion” implants all over Peter’s private parts in Anguilla, and is making dayum sure Kenya knows not to go there again.
Cynthia’s body language was further proof (to me anyway) that she’s still not really feeling Kenya but she has to play the game because “EVERYBODY KNOWS” that if Nene says jump… Cynthia says “How High?”….
Nene is the QUEEN of stirring the pot and standing back while it explodes.
But I digress.
I’m only going to mention Lawrence’s bizarre appearance because y’all keep bringing it up, and it’s obvious he’s not in the best of health. I won’t speculate on what’s going on with him, but I wish him a swift recovery.
Moving on…
Kenya tries once more to get Kandi Burruss to switch teams and Burruss isn’t buying into the drama, in fact, she calls Moore a “Bootlegger” when she tells her of her plans to steal Phaedra’s idea.
The truth of the matter is that Kenya is desperate and will do just about ANYTHING to maintain her spot on the top rated reality show.
The “Stallion Booty” knockoff hasn’t even hit shelves yet, but Kenya also copied Cynthia Bailey’s pageant idea by doing one of her own. I’m not sure if it will air on the show, but I do know that Moore (who couldn’t afford PR when she first started on RHOA) was contacting people herself to get the word out about her show… and I was one of them.
I never responded to Kenya… because as you know, I’m biased. Truth is… even way back last August, I knew about her antics and chose not to be a part of it.
But again… I digress!
Parks and her adorable husband move forward with their idea and produce the “Donkey Booty” workout series of their dreams.
[READ: Apollo & Phaedra Release “Donkey Booty” Workout Video (PHOTOS + SNEAK PEEK VIDEO)]
And last but not least… Phaedra throws great shade!!! Her quick quotes this episode were classic.
I knew you was thirsty, but didn’t know you were starving!!
On Kenya’s butt implants…
“It’s a Six Flags Scream Machine with all the bumps everywhere!”
On Kenya’s erratic behavior…
“Kenya drinks like a fish and acts like the fool. That’s indicative of a problem. She may have a chemical imbalance. That’s the way bi-polar people act.”
“She’s just the devil’s lil sister…”
It’s painfully obvious that Porsha isn’t “friends” with any of these woman… in fact, it’s like she’s a stranger cast amongst a group of grown woman and she’s trying way too hard to make them like her.
“I don’t know her that well but Porsha’s down with me…” Phaedra on Porsha 😆
[Sidebar: Why do people get their veneers so big they can’t close their mouths? I think Porsha and Nene have the same dentist… ]
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