Just for the record, Shannon Brown wasn’t always the happily married man he is today.? Sorry Mo… we ALL have a past.
BallerAlert got all the TEA on Shannon’s bedroom antics from one of his former jump offs and from what she wrote, Shannon might be giving Mr. Potato D*ck a lil stiff competition!
[READ: Atlanta Urban Legends: Mr. Potatoe D*ck aka The Spandex Man]
Take this as your official warning… reading this sh*t is almost like the lyrics Too $hort’s “Freaky Tales”.
You’ve been warned, now READ ON….
We weren’t some random people & this wasn’t some random tryst. There was such a build up to this moment…looks, words, everything..we wanted it bad. We met up at the hotel where the opposing team stays while playing in my city…he opened the door all cool we had small talk watched a lil tv then came the,”So yea what was all that shit you been talkin?”
I instantly just lost it internally I was nervous as hell…cause I didn’t want this to be a failed mission cause I don’t get it in like that & I hate wasting my goodies. Well he stood me up off the bed started kissing me…I almost died!!!
Clothes started hitting the floor around us then he stopped & went to the bathroom I jumped in the bed & took off my delicates. He came back dropped them & there it was…it was HUGE!!!
Never in my life had I seen something that beautiful. He climbed on top of me & started kissing me all over he was saying something but I was too gone to here it.
He started kissing all on my thighs and getting me hot playing with it teasing the shit out of me till I couldn’t take anymore I told him just put it in already cause I can’t take it anymore. He put it in and I swear I almost stopped breathing this rush just came all over me I felt like a virgin all over again.
It hurt but in a good way I couldn’t help but bite his shouder as he started to stroke me slowly taking his time…at first. Then the shit talking started.
I thought I was handling it till he started pushing my legs back & he hit this spot that I never knew existed. I started running and he kept pulling me back until he just put all his weight on me so I couldn’t move. He just stared me in my eyes and kept saying,”Look at me stop moving you said you wanted it…take it.” I tried I did but his dick was just to powerful…that was “Daddy Dick” in all its glory… READ MORE
“Daddy Dick” :shock:? *faints* This ish right here…. is the stuff bad p*rn is made of!!
Now I understand why Mo packed up and moved cross country. Shannon is lockin’ ’em down with that “Daddy” peen! *sigh* I mean… IF this story is true. *shrug*
I swear this groupie deserves a contract writing harlequin romance novels (or freaky sneaky screenplays).