New KFC Menu Item = Kentucky Fried Heart Attack…

Oh Em Geeee! Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced a new “sandwich” that rivals any cancer stick available on the market.

WTF?!? 😯

Dubbed the “Double Down,” the new creation is a “sandwich” (of sorts) made up of bacon, cheese & “special sauce” sandwiched between two pieces of boneless fried chicken.

Yale University’s Center For Food Policy And Obesity, calls it “a salt bomb” while KFC reps insist that it has no more calories than McDonald’s Big Mac.

KFC is also quick to point out that although this meal is probably not a great choice if you’re watching your figure, they have several healthier options, such as their grilled chicken menu – that caused such a stir when Oprah gave away free coupons last year.

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The thing about KFC is we have wonderful menu offerings no matter what you?re looking for. If you want a more healthy option you can get a two piece Kentucky Grilled meal with two vegetables.

Ummm… ‘scuse me Colonel Sanders, but aren’t our “A”zzes FAT enough without this sh*t? *sigh*

In related news…? KFC says all the buns not used for its Double Down sandwiches will be donated to help feed America’s homeless. [side-eye]

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*I blame BigSmoke05 for bringing this to my attention.