Gary Coleman~ 40 and Not Fly at All!

How bout?Gary Coleman is still practicing celibacy after?tying the knot with?20-something year old Shannon Price.?? I’m so confused right now…like, why get married if not to have sex?? In-house punani and you still not cuttin??? Dude!? That’s GAY!

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No for real!? I’m finally convinced.? The talking with his eyes closed thing, his longtime “relationship” with Dion Mial (aka Rainbow Francks), the “beat-her” mentaility…hell, the Uggs!

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In a behind the scenes Access-Hollywood interview [Couples Uncensored],? the little man tried his best to show us how normal they really are, but when Shannon made a point of telling GC he need’s to moisturize his situation….I lost it!? This interview actually sealed the deal for me…these two are not (and never will be) knockin boots.