Big Butts have become the norm these days with the help of plastic surgery, and I’m sure you’re quite aware of quite of few people who have gone overboard on their backsides.
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A Chicago woman, named Sarah Massey would be just another heavyset 33-year-old mother-of-two if it weren’t for the fact that she’s now been getting a ton of press for her claims of having the world’s largest backside… and it’s all natural.
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Massey’s ‘A’ssets haven’t officially been recognized by The Guinness Book of World Records, but her back side is quite massive and measures 7-foot wide. And get this… the hot mom requires a pair of 10XL trousers for her ‘donkey booty’ that would probably fit at least 3 Nicki Minaj’s
+ a few small children.
[Sidebar: Ya think 2Chainz was referring to a 7Foot “A”zz when he prayed for a ‘big booty ho’ for his birthday? Hmmm… ]
“She got a big booty, so I call her ‘Big Booty’!”
Check out photos + video of Massey’s massive backside below and find out why she feels she has the largest butt in the world… Continue Reading…
Be very careful what you post online because ‘big brother’ may be watching you.
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You should also be cognizant about what you search for these days. Sure… there may be days when you randomly search for pictures of big butts or freakish accidents, but you better make sure you never ‘accidentally’ search for say… instructions on building a bomb!
A man by the name of Jeffrey Kantor claims that his life is ruined after ‘accidentally’ entered the search term ‘How do I build a radio controlled bomb?‘ in the popular search engine.
Kantor has now filed a lawsuit alleging that that the federal government has been harassing him ever since…
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A female shopper using the restroom at a Home Depot in Georgia got the shock of her life when she couldn’t get up from the toilet!
The woman, Illyanna De La Keur, 40, yelled in terror after realizing she’d became fused to the toilet seat that had been covered in glue.
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When a Banks County Sheriff’s Office deputy arrived at the retailer, a store manager reported that the woman “had gotten stuck on the toilet in the female public bathroom.”
[Sidebar: Didn’t your Mama warn y’all not to sit on the toilet in public restrooms? *sigh*]
According to the police report, emergency services workers subsequently “removed and obtained the toilet seat” from De La Keur’s “behind” but it took almost 20 minutes and a ton of WD-40 to free her “A”zz….
Details + the excruciating video of the lady’s ‘extraction’ below… Continue Reading…
How much is too much shopping? Well one woman found out after her man took his own life during a shopping spree that lasted way too long.
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A 38 year old Chinese man by the name of Tao Hsiao, jumped to his death after he and his girlfriend got into it at a shopping mall
Eyewitnesses say he could be heard saying they already had more bags than they could carry, but she insisted on going into one more shop where there was a special offer on shoes.
That one shop was apparently the straw that broke the boyfriend’s back… Continue Reading…
Love can be a beautiful thing… but sometimes, things just aren’t meant to be!
A Georgia man by the name of Christopher Ned Kelly found that out the hard way recently when a court ordered him to pay his jilted ex-fiancée $50,000.
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Kelly broke off his engagement to his baby mama, who’d stayed with him time and time again after she’d caught him cheating on her.
A court found that Kelly was in breach of his promise to marry, after the fiancee discovered he had been in a two-year relationship with yet another woman.
Details below… Continue Reading…