Doing anything 42 times doesn’t really seem like a lot, but imagine jerking off 42 times non-stop.
Ok…. I’ll wait.
I’m sure you know nothing good can come of too much of that kinda pleasure, well besides building your biceps (i.e with that shake weight thingy).
In fact, that old wives tale about it making you go blind just got a new twist… that sh*t will kill you!
And “42″ seems to be the magic number.
All you horny teens READ UP…
17 year old Eric Bivins spent an entire school day in a jail cell last week. His crime? Wearing a girl’s outfit to class….
On the morning August 18th, Bivins, a senior at Coffee High school in Douglas, Georgia, rocked the purple printed skirt ensemble shown in the photograph above and he was promptly escorted off campus.
The teen, who is CLEARLY openly gay, says that throughout his academic career, he has always been told to express himself and stay true to who he is, but an act of self-expression is what ultimately led him to the county jail.
the Mean Girls of Morehouse should organize a march on Coffee County…
News footage + additional details below:
Meet Jantavia Taylor of Bradenton, Florida. Taylor posed for the mugshot above after she was arrested for allegedly trying to beat up her live-in girlfriend with sex toy.
KarminMusic, the white chick who ripped Breezy’s Look at Me Now and many other rap hits, like Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass” and Weezy’s 6 foot 7?
Well this ain’t her! But she totally gets props for giving ol’ girl the courage to follow in her footsteps.
In what could possibly be billed as the WORST ATTEMPT AT A REMIX EVER IN LIFE, this random chick throws on a snapback hat (for some extra gangsta I assume) and covers Chris Brown’s “Look at Me Now”.
No worries though Mom and Dad… Your lil college cutie kept it clean and even bleeped out the curse words using her own lil special effects.
Watch the absolute worst attempt at a remix below…
Word on the curb is that Soulja Boy, aka DeAndre Cortez Way aka New School Tupac, just made a major purchase recently in honor of his 21st birthday.
He just bought himself a shiny red
$189,000 Bentley Continental GT back in April and now there are reports that SB has squandered millions on a private jet! *sigh*
Tameka Patterson of Baltimore has a lot of free time now that her man is serving time in prison. She also has a few friends who are in the same boat.
So what does she do? Create a “REAL” reality show centered around the lives of she and her other “inmate wives”….
When you dedicate your life to an inmate… an the feelings and things that come behind that… and the drama and everything that comes with being in love with an inmate.
VIDEO: Inmate Wives of Baltimore (INTRO)
Sometimes it makes you laugh, sometimes it makes you cry, but at the end of the day, you’re still an inmate wife. So if you’re down for your n*gga, you’re gonna ride it out with em no matter how long the bid is.
Catch you some more B-Mo action below….