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Video ~ T. Pain D.O.A.’s His “Big Ass Chain”

ATLien — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:51:46 +0000

T. Pain arrives at a party in a customized hearse bumpin’ Jay-Z’s “D.O.A.” with a coffin in the back. Upon further inspection, the coffin contains Pain’s signature top hat, a grill and his Big Ass Chain. Hmmm…. what’s going on here? Is this the death of T. Pain’s former image or is he throwing autotunes away for good?

Audio ~ T-Pain’s “Successful” Apology to Jay-Z

ATLien — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:59:42 +0000

T-Pain apologizes to Jay-Z for his actions in a freestyle over the Successful beat.

“Successful” Freestyle ~ T-Pain

“So let’s talk about the Jay sh*t/ Some days I wish that I ain’t never say sh*t/ And Diddy said ain’t no excuse for what I did/ But I felt like he was knocking the same sh*t that feeds my kids/ I do music ’cause I need it to make my world spin/ So when you down it, it’s like you dissing my girlfriend.”

Via NonStopInfo

The “A” List ~ Yaki, Whistles, Sister Wives, Magnums, Pacifiers, Egos & Snitches

ATLien — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:59:55 +0000

Ciara Say’s “NO!” to National Real Hair Day! [ConcreteLoop]

Former BET Executive Andreas Hale Dishes Dirt the Network [NonStopInfo]

Just Another Day in the Akon Polygamy Compound [Crunktastical]

Nas scores higher and higher with the groupies! [TalesFromAGroupie]

Jennifer Hudson (Post Pregnancy) + Neffe Speaks on Twitter Beef [NecoleBitchie]

Video ~ Monica LIVE at B.B. Kings [YHTN]

Trina Introduces Her New Alter Ego + Mixtape Download [TheFury]

Fabolous Snitches on T-Pain via Twitter [RhymesWithSnitch]

The “A” List ~ Stalkers, Pinstripes, Pink Slips, Deadbeats, Fast Foods & Fast “A”zzez

ATLien — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:00:32 +0000

To Block or Not to Block? A NecoleBitchie Twitter Follower fights back. (Hilarious…yet scary!)

Christopher “Kid” Williams from Kid n’ Play Sells Suits [NonStopInfo]

Ex-Real Housewife of Atlanta DeShawn Snow still supports her former castmates [MrsGrapevine]

T-Pain Spends $400,000 on “Big Ass Chains” While Sued for Child Support [SandraRose]

WTF?? ~ McDonald’s “Sweet Tea Policy”= More Dough for “No Ice” [YKYDAW]

Kandi Speaks Out About Her & Fantasia’s Booty Shake Vid [FreddyO]

In Case You Missed it: Kandi & Fantasia Shake Their “MoneyMakers”

Battle of the Bling ~ Lil Duval vs. T. Pain

ATLien — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 04:00:32 +0000

In his classic hilarious way, Lil Duval showed T. Pain how to really rock the “bling” minus the major price tag. Funnyman Lil Duval revealed his “Fake Ass Chain” during Hot 107.9’s Birthday Bash on Saturday and cracked every one up…

“I had 2 let my twitter people see it 1st t pain ain’t got shit on me!” ~ June 20th

“im looking around and from the looks of it i aint the only nigga walking round here wit a “FAKE ASS CHAIN!” ~ June 20th

“My chain broke on me while swag surfin on stage but I fixed it right on stage. IMA REAL NIGGA!” ~ June 20th

“but real talk i think i took all the shine last night ask anybody that was there until lil wayne walked his super famous ass on stage” ~ June 21st

Yep…Lil Duval’s chain was the talk of the evening! Even T. Pain himself had to take notice of the “Fake Ass Chain” and reached out to the comedian via Twitter:

“I just want yall to know I fully support lil duvals fake ass chain. That dude has been the funniest mofo since I can remember. Keep doin it.” ~ T. Pain via Twitter

Who do you think won this battle of the “bling”?

In case you missed it:
WTF?! ~ T. Pain’s “Big Ass Chain”
Lil Duval’s Birthday Celebration @ Luckie
Lil Duval Interviews R. Kelly (The Remix)

T. Pain Opens CMT With Taylor Swift ~ “Thug Story” (Video)

ATLien — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 08:03:28 +0000

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It’s been called the “craziest collaboration EVER” and dayum if it ain’t. *sigh* Taylor Swift and T. Pain (+ his Autotunes thingy + his BIG ASS CHAIN) joined forces in a *cough* “rap” collaboration to open the Country Music Television (CMT) awards show, which aired last night. T. Pain and that dayum autotunes thingy has now sucessfully infiltrated the wonderful world of country music, what’s next….Jazz? Texas? The WORLD? *sigh* I have no words….

“I’m so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night…” ~ Taylor Swift

Peep the video below: (more…)

WTF?!? T. Pain’s “Big ‘A’zz Chain”

ATLien — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 08:53:26 +0000

T. Pain revealed his latest trinket last night via his Twitter. Pain’s “Big Ass Chain” is valued at a whopping $410,000 and in case you’re wondering, he says that his bling is 197-karats and weighs in at 10 pounds:

“Dudes and girls, I just wanna give a quick preview of the last chain you’ll ever like. I’m shuttin’ it down.”

“I told everybody I’m not playing no more anybody wanna try to out do me then we goin at it like next door neighbors. Believe dat”

“10lbs. 197kts. Very very real I don’t know what fake feel like.$410,000. Hola señor recession proof.”

T. Pain goes on to explain his recent purchase after someone left the following comment under his photo: “That is coonery at its finest hour…smh…another lose for blacks in society”

“lets celebrate the fact a black man can have things like this and still care for 3 kids and wife n a $6 million house with 32 cars.Oldest child 5 and already got 4 million in her own account.I dont do dumb shit like this till I know the fams good so don’t judge me frm what I buy. Judge me frm what I do.Cuz it’s so many artists that put themself before their family.”

I’m of the mindset that it’s his money and he can spend it as he so chooses, but in an age where there are so many people suffering financially, it just seems a tad bit insensitive. Shoot, for $410,000 he coulda bailed out quite a few failing businesses and saved some jobs round here…

The “A” Pod ~ “Down Low” ~ Yung Joc ft. AK & T-Pain

ATLien — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 19:48:22 +0000

Check out my new BFF, Yung Joc’s new song entitled “Down Low” feat. AK and T-Pain. It’s really not about what you think…or maybe it is depending on your state of mind. I immediately jumped to my own conclusions before I heard it…but I’m from the “A” so please forgive me.

Song and DL<~*sigh* link under the cut: (more…)