Lil Kim hasn’t paid her car note in months and the bank wants it’s car back! The repo man granted interviews…and I’m assuming it was he who called the press beforehand. At any rate, Kim shoulda been payin her bills or she shoulda been drivin a Yugo like me. Hell, I even threw some D’s on that Bit&h. Live within your means people!
I told you guys last week that Gary Coleman and his “wife” were headed to TV Divorce Court, well today is D-Day, so set your TiVo. That is, if you care for this type of mind numbing drama! If perhaps you can only stand…say a minute and a half, you may simply view the clip above and go on about your daily duties. Enjoy!
New mom Halle Berry was spotted out shopping yesterday and was caught in some unflatering angles that showed off her baby weight. Seems like she forgot her Spanx Power Panties but certainly remembered them when she took these pics just a few days earlier. Oh well….we’re all human right?
If you [like me] go to bed before 10 on weekdays then this is for you! Check out Alicia Keys’ performance on David Letterman the other day. She was workin it! I wish I could comment more on the interview, but somethings wrong with my dayum speakers so I can’t hear ish and I do not have the patience to watch 7 minutes of video with no sound! 😉 Y’all let me know what she said…k?
This post is just for my Mommy! She used to love her some Teddy Pendergrass…and I’m glad to see that he’s still looking good even after the accident. Joining him in the pic are Chubby Checker (2nd from left) and the members of Kool & the Gang.
There was nothing like a hot sweaty Teddy Pendergrass back in the day…at least that’s what I’ve heard. I know you wanna see what sexy chocolate really looks like…check it out after the cut.
Latarian Milton is my new foster child. I’m tired of sendin my money all the way to the starving children in Africa when there are fat kids here that need my help too! This 7 year old kid…[yes he’s SEVEN!] stole his grandmother’s Durango so he could do “hoodrat stuff”…
Milton: “I took my grandma car because I got mad at my mom. And then I [unintelligible] had my friend come in. And he smokes with cigarettes.” Milton: “I wanna do it ’cause it’s fun. It’s fun to do bad things — and drive into a car.” Reporter: “Did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?” Milton: “Yes, but I wanted to do hoodrat stuff for my friend.” Reporter: “You don’t think you should be punished for all of this?” Milton: “Just a little bit — no video games for a whole weekend.” Police officer: “You understand that now your grandma’s gonna have to pay to have those cars fixed because you hit those cars.” Milton: “Can my mom help her?”
This is our future folks…live for today cause tomorrow we are doomed!! 😕