[Note from ATLien: I was planning to do a post on this the other day and mentioned it to my friend Bob Whitfield, who decided to share his two cents. For the record, I have absolutely NOTHING to do with this commentary. These are all BOB’S views and opinions and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of me… ATLien!]

Seven reasons why your woman would cheat on you….

#7. “Soft as Twinkie Filling”

You have the ferociousness of a tabby cat and she wants a mean old lion. A man needs to understand how to dominate a submissive women.

She will seek out restraint from another man just to compensate for the lack of manhood around her. Somebody has to pee standing up….

#6 ” Eww Nasty”

She has a sexual appetite that one man is unable to fulfill or sustain. Different from “#7″ this is pure sex and for a man that feels that he has all that his women needs will be for a rude and crude awakening, when you come home and she is having a leather clad gang bang in the middle of the den.

#5. “The Terry McMillan” Continue Reading…